Monday, December 27, 2004

Remix of the Week I've been jamming out to this tune for over a month. From one of my favorite pieces of pop-culture nostalgia, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time", here's "Waste Water Wipeout" by zircon and tefnek. Cowabunga, dudes! I haven't said that in forever! Also, did any of you guys notice it? Last night was a full moon. A very beautiful scene from your point of view, I trust. However, over here, it was quite a different experience. 6:35 pm J: (watching Spiderman 2, mouthing out the lines) We’ll build it right here. The power of the sun in the palm of my hands. Nothing will stand in our way. NOTHING! A: *sniff, sniff* Mmm. Something smells good. J: Yuki gave me some of her special dessert coffee for Christmas. You want some? It’s decaf, so Ozz can have some too. O: (sips his mug) *sigh* A: Lemmie have a sip. (sits down and takes Justin’s mug) *sip* Mmm. That is good. (scoots closer to Justin) Really good. (coils her tail around his arm) J: Must be. A: (starts nuzzling his cheek) *purr, purr, purr* J: o.0 I didn’t put any catnip in this coffee. A: *purr, purr* 0.0 nya..... um.... I’ll go get a cup. (gets up) J: Weird. 9:16 pm J: (walking down the hall, opens the bathroom door) 0_0 OH! A: (in a towel) 0_0 NYA! J: (covers his eyes) I’m sorry! I.. I didn’t mean... A: No, it’s OK. I was just finishing up. J: Oh..... alright. (walks in) A: (while leaving accidentally brushes her breast against his arm) *gasp* J: Eep! A: (moans softly) Ooh. J: o.0 Er? A: (appearing slightly dazed) Mmmm... meow. J: Uh.... Aisha, are you feeling alright? A: (snaps back) Nya? I... I don’t know. I’ve been feeling kind of funny since the other night. J: You mean Wednesday? A: No, after that. (shakes her head) But don’t worry about me. I’ll be OK. J: Alright. 10:28 J: (lying on his bed reading Nintendo Power) “the world of the Minish” Ha! Yeah, like no-one’s going to notice that! A race of tiny people known as “De Minish.” Haha! A: (enters with her hair unbraided and wearing a yukata [Japanese night robe]) J: (looks up) Hey. A: Hey, yourself..... hot stuff. J: Hmm? A: (crawls onto the bed, puts her arm around Justin, starts softly kissing his neck) *purr, purr, purr* J: Aisha, are you sure you’re alright? A: (looking dazed) I’m in heaven. (kisses his cheek) J: Aisha, snap out of it! A: (snaps back) Nya? I’m sorry, Justin. I just feel so strange. I just feel so.... so.... (looks at Justin very sexily) sensual. J: 0_0 Uh.... A: (gets on top of Justin, starts kissing him and rubbing her body against his) Mmmm.... meow..... meow..... J: Whoa! Aisha, cut it out! (pushes her off) A: Oooooo. OK. Let’s play a little rough. (grabs his crotch) J: AAH!! NO NO!! DOWN GIRL!! A: If you say so. (moves her head towards his shorts) J: AAH!! (jumps off the bed) Aisha, what’s gotten into you?! A: You, in about a minute. (gets up, slowly starts moving towards him) J: Down girl! Sit! Stay! Play dead! Go fetch? A: Fetch a bone? J: Sure. Yeah. Whatever. 0_0 I mean ‘no’! No! A: RAAR! (leaps at him and grabs his ankles) J: (tries to get loose) A: You’re all mine, darling. J: OZZ!! O: (flies in) 0.0 Zoo?! J: Little help here? O: ........ J: Not funny, dude. Just get her off me. O: ........ J: Will you cut the wise cracks, already?! O: (puts Aisha in a psychic bubble) A: Mmmm. Playing hard to get, nya? Good. I like a challenge. J: Thanks buddy. O: ........ J: I don’t know. She was fine earlier today. Now she’s some sex crazed........ sex kitten. O: ........ J: I don’t think so. If she was in heat, she would’ve been acting like this all day. O: ........ J: I did no such thing. O: ........ J: You got a really smutty mind, you know that! O: ........ J: She’s not acting like herself at all. I don’t know what’s going on. O: Hmm.... *lighbulb* (flies towards the window and looks out) J: What is it? (walks over) O: (points up) J: (looks out) The moon? Of corse! Ctarls are greatly affected by the phases of a planet’s moon. I thought it only affected their strength. A: Mmm... you look good enough to eat. (licks her lips) J: Apparently I was wrong. It’s like the full moon elevates her sex drive. O: ........ J: Good question. Why didn’t she..... oh, we’ll worry about that later. Right now we have to figure out how to survive the night. O: ........ J: “What do you mean ‘we’?” Thanks for you support, buddy. O: ........ J: Huh? O: ........ J: Could you? 10:00 am this morning A: (waking up) YAWN! 0_0 Nya? What am I doing in the guest room? And why am I in a cage? J: (walks in) Oh, good. You’re up. A: What is this? Some kind of joke? J: (unlocks the cage) I’ll explain later. But let’s just say I’m not the only one who has to suppress certain urges from now on. A: Nya?

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