Sunday, January 2, 2005

Remix of the Week Let's ring in the new year with our good friend Link and another great remix from "Ocarina of Time!" This one's a remix of the Gerudo Valley theme by JV entitled..... erm.... "Gerudo JV." I know. Not very imaginative, but it's still an awesome mix. Clickety click, kiddies! I really wanted to put up a New Years post last night, but I didn't stop partying till after 3am. So, no offense to anyone, but I just thought that getting a good night's sleep was more important than pleasing my fans. And now, here it is! Hello Baby New Year! New Year’s Eve was a blast! The Rifters all showed up accompanied by their anime counterparts. We played games, watched movies, and some of us went a little too far with the holiday drinking. But, all in all, it was an awesome night. One I will never forget. Red: (playing “bish” with Zane and Knives) Got any Aishas, Knives? Knives: Go fish. DJ: (playing SSBM against Makoto and Blue) A: (holding Kida and talking to Washu) J: (talking to Master Chief) All I’m saying is that it doesn’t really look like a “warthog.” I think it looks more like a puma. MC: You think it looks like a shoe? J: No, I mean a PUMA. It’s a big cat. MC: .....You’re making that up. J: I’m telling you, it’s a real animal! MC: You know those two tow hooks up front? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks? J: A walrus. MC: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?! J: *groan* Clearly, MC has had more that his share of alcohol. And it looks like he’s not the only one. Nine: (talking to Ozz, obviously drunk) You think you’re better than me?! Huh!?! O: (rolls his eyes) *groan* N: C’mon let’s go! I have to warn ya though. I’m a “drunken master”. Ha! (starts lightly slapping Ozz) O: (puts Nine in a psychic bubble) N: Wise guy, eh!? I’ll teach you to.... I’m gonna.... you are so freakin.... (passes out) O: Peace on earth, indeed. ^_^ K: (crying) Waaaa! Waaaa! J: Kida-chan. What’s wrong with her, Washu? W: Oh nothing. It’s just past her bedtime. I should probably put her to bed. J: Washu? W: Yes? J: ..... Let me. W: Sure. (hands Kida to Justin) J: C’mon, sweetie. Time for you to go nye-nye. (walks upstairs) (Justin’s room) J: (watching Times Square on TV, gently rocking Kida and singing) “Close your eyes, have no fear The monster’s gone, he’s on the run And your daddy’s here Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful, beautiful girl” K: Mmm. *yawn* J: *laughs* You’re so kawaii. *yawn* Hmm. Guess I’m a little sleepy, too. (slumps back in his chair and closes his eyes) *yawn* Zzzz... K: Mmm..... da... J: Zzzz... K: (paws at Justin) Da.... da... di.... (closes her eyes and goes to sleep) Zzzz... J: Zzzz... later.... TV: 3.... 2.... 1.... HAPPY NEW YEAR! J: Zzz... (wakes up) Free my men! Huh? (looks at the TV, looks down at Kida) K: Zzzz... J: Happy New Year, Kida-chan. (kisses her forehead, starts humming “Auld Lang Syne”) A: (quietly walks in) How is she? J: Sleeping like a you-know-what. A: Aww. So cute. J: (nods) She is. A: I meant both of you. Happy 2005, honey. (kisses him) J: Happy 2005, Aisha. (downstairs) J: (still holding Kida) W: Oh, you got her to sleep. J: Of course I did. I’m her father. W: Well, we’ll be careful taking her home then. J: Actually..... Washu? W: Hmm? J: Could we.... A: Nya? J: Could we keep her here from now on? A: 0.0 W: ...... (smiles) Do I have a choice? J: Not really. Oh! (turns to Aisha) Aisha, unless you... A: (vigorously shakes her head) No, not at all. W: Very well, then. If this is what you really want, I’m no-one to stop it. J: Thank you, Washu. K: (waking up) Mmm. A: ^_^ Hello, sleepy head. K: (looks up at Justin) Daddy. J, A, and W: 0_0 *gasp* J: Her first word. I’m her first word! K: (looks at Aisha) Mm... ma... mommy. A: Oh. (eyes start tearing) J: No turning back now, I guess. W: Looks like we’re all agreed, then. I’ll bring her things over in the morning. J: Thanks again, Washu. W: I’m very proud that you’ve come to this decision on your own, Justin. J: Huh? W: I always thought you’d make an excellent father. J: Th.... arigato. And one more thing. I'm usually not one for New Years Resolutions, but this year I actually made one, and it involves this site. I know some of you might not be happy with it, but here it goes. This is the first webisode of the year, but it is also.... the last. This is the final webisode in the Legacy of Artukei...

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.... that will be written in transcript form. Heehee. YOU JERK! YOU LEAD US ON!" Yes! Let the hate mail commence! But seriously, from now on, my webisodes will be written in the style of a first-person narrative. I just feel that I've been getting lazy with my writing lately, and I need to get back in the habit of writing actual stories again. Plus, they'll look a lot nicer. So for now, my fellow otaku brethren and sistren, I bid thee farewell and I hope you don't hate me! TILL OUR NEXT ADVENTURE, SAYONARA!!

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