Saturday, July 2, 2005

JANGLEY KEYS!! A: (walks into the kitchen) Hey Justin, where’s… (stops as she sees a seven foot tall lizard man) LM: Huh? A: RAAAAR!! (leaps onto the lizard man’s back and starts to choke him) OK. Who are you and what do you want? LM: *gag, wheeze, cough, gag* A: That’s what I thought. J: (walks in) Aisha, cut it out! A: Nya? J: Get off ‘im! A: (lets go and jumps down) LM: *cough, cough* Nice to meet you, too. J: Aisha, I’d like you to meet Teshik; our new neighbor. A: Nya? (sweatdrop) Eh, sorry ‘bout that big guy. That old military training never goes away. J: I’d be more careful next time, Aisha. He’s a Jedi Master. A: A… a what? J: A Jedi. A galactic guardian of peace. A: You mean like those “Star Wars” movies? J: (nods) A: ...... *snicker* J: The Jedi are real Aisha. And Teshik’s one of ‘em. T: It’s an honor to finally meet you, Aisha. (bows) Wahlne’s been begging me to come down and see you all. A: Wahlne? J: That’s my last name, Aisha. Get used to it. After all, you’ll be having it pretty soon. A: No no! He knows your real name? J: He’s my best friend. He’s always called me that. A: So… wait, wait… is he a Rifter? J: (nods) Ii kone. His real name is John. He’s been my best friend for almost five years. He’s human, of course. He just likes to take this form when he’s over here. (He’s a big RPGer and he’s more of a Star Wars geek than an Otaku, but he’s a Rifter nonetheless.) later... --the dojo-- T: (swings a bastard sword down) HAAA! “CLING!” J: (blocking his sword with a katana) Hnn! This is good. Been a while since I had a decent spar. T: Doesn’t the fiancé of yours put up a good fight? J: She can, but almost all our sparings end with us making out. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. T: Hehe. (pulls a blue lightsaber out from underneath his cloak) “BZZZOW!” (I wrote in a lightsaber sound effect. Gah, I’m such a geek.) T: You wanna see how well your blades fair against my lightsaber? J: I’m not falling for that twice, John. T: (snaps his fingers) Darn it. J: I’m still mourning the loss of my Dragon Master. T: What about King James? I thought that thing was indestructible. J: It is. (pulls a golden cross from his pocket) But it’s only a weapon when I need it to be. Any other time, it’s like this. (puts it back) But don’t put your flashlight away just yet. (walks over and opens a small case, pulls out a green lightsaber) “BZZZOW!” J: It’s over Anakin. The high ground adds a +5 to my agility! T: You under-estimate my D-12! later... J and T: (watching ET) T: Run ET! It’s the government! J: Eeeee! Run from the man with the jangley keys! T: Jangley keys! J: (in high-pitched voice) JANGLEY KEYS! OH NO! T: Run away! RUN! J and T: (burst out laughing) J: Oh man, that’s never gonna get old! even later... A: (walking down the hall, ears twitch) Nya? J: (singing) “I am the only one to blame for this Somehow it all ends up the same” A: (walks down to hers and Justin’s room) “knock knock!” J: Hai! A: (peeks inside) I heard you singing and... nya? (looks at a red-headed young man holding a guitar) Who’s this? Where’s Teshik? J: This is Teshik. It’s just his human form. He can’t play the guitar with clawed hands. A: Oh. Well, like I was saying, I hope you don’t mind if I sit in. J: Not at all. We prefer an audience. A: I’ll go get Kida then. (leaves) T: (nods, looks at Justin) You got a real sweet thing going on here, man. J: Yeah. T: Now I know why you left home. Although, it’s strange. J: Which part? T: That she became your fiancé only four and a half months after you met. J: What can I say. It was love at first sight, first date, and first kiss. T: No. I mean how can you get a fiancé in that little time when you never even had a girlfriend back home? J: (\ /) T: ^.^\/ Aheh. J: Just play, baka. T: Yes sir, hwin dan.

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