Monday, July 4, 2005

THE 100TH WEBISODE, OZZ'S ANNIVERSARY, 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION!!!! A: (opens Justin’s door) You ready? J: WHOA! (just putting on his trunks) A: *laughs* J: Don’t you knock.... ah... uh..... woof. A: (wearing a pink bikini) J: Green... red... blue... white... pink... orange... A: Nya? J: Is there any color you don’t look good in? A: (blushes) J: (puts on a Hawaiian shirt) Let’s party. --outside-- J: (looking around) Man, this has to be the biggest party yet. Everyone’s here. The Masaki’s, the Mobius girls, DJ and Red and their families, all the Rifters including Teshik and Felix, and even the Strays! You know, looking at ‘em all, I never realized how many of my friends are... girls. (starts looking at all the girls in their swimsuits) *pant, pant, pant* A: Justin, are you OK? J: Hang on. I think I forgot something. (goes back inside) A: Hmm. “Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!” A: Nya? J: (comes back out) A: What did you forget? J: Couldn’t find it. Oh well. A: Is that Australian Shepherd loose again? DJ: Hey Justin, are you building a shed? (points at what looks like the frame work of a small house) J: A guest house, actually. DJ: A guest house? J: For Felix. He and I are building it. He’s got no money and no-where to go. And it’s kinda my fault he’s here, so I’ve gotta do something. DJ: Why couldn’t he just stay in one of the rooms in your house? J: He wants Aisha and me to have our privacy. And Felix actually prefers solitude. DJ: That’s kinda sad. J: Eh. It’s just a phase. YS (Yuki): (walks up to Felix) Hi! ^_^ FX: (quietly) Oh, uh.... hi. YS: You’re Artukei’s new friend, aren’t you? What’s your name? FX: Uh.... Bre... er... Felix. YS: I’m Yuki. (holds out her hand) FX: Uh.... hey. (briefly shakes her hand) YS: So tell me about yourself. FX: Um.... well I.... uh....... YS: ........ FX: ........ “Hey Yuki! C’mere for a sec!” YS: Oh. OK! Sorry, Felix. I’ll be right back. (leaves) FX: (walks over by the drinks) *sigh* A: Hey Felix, you OK? You look a little down. FX: Hey Aisha. No, I’m alright. Thanks anyway. A: OK. S (Summer): I still can’t believe you turned down Aisha’s offer. F (Felicia): We’ve been a big enough burden on Artukei. And he’s done so much for us already. We’ll make our own way with the strength he’s taught us. J: Hey Felicia! F: Nya? J: We’re gonna play a little water volleyball. You girls wanna join? F: Thanks Artukei, but we’d rather watch. S: Sorry. Cat-girls don’t do water. J: A so-cal girl who can’t stand water? Now that’s strange. But Aisha’s a cat-girl and she loves to swim. Well, more specifically, she’s a tiger-girl. And tigers love to swim more than domestic cats. J, DJ, and Red: (playing volleyball against Aisha, Washu, and Rika) G (Gumdrop): Ladies and gentlemen! The boyfriend VS girlfriend, husband VS wife, fiancé VS fiancé volleyball challenge! Let’s get it on! R: (serves) Service! G: Red serves to the girls. It’s going back to Rika... RC: Uhn! G: Who bumps it over to Washu... W: Ha! TS (Teshik): (commentating with him) And a beautiful set up right there. A: Yaa! G: Glorious spike from Aisha! R: Oof. TS: Nice save by Red. He’s bumped it over to DJ. DJ: Uh! TS: Sets it up... J: Hya! G: And Justin slams it back onto the girls’ side! TS: This is shaping up to be a grueling match. I’d keep my eye on that Aisha. She seems on fire today. G: Yes, Teshik. Clearly these two teams came to play. TS: Dude, I didn’t know you knew all these people. J: Yeah, this has got to be the best turn out ever. “AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAA!!!!” J: What... the...? ???: (comes bounding over the fence...) BANZAI!! (... and into the pool) “SPLASH!!” J: What in the name of Akira?! ???: (pops their head up out of the water) Woo hoo! J: Hey, pal! Whadaya think you’re... 0.0 (whispers) Uso. ???: (waves) Happy 4th, Justin-kun! J: (smiles) Jinnai Makoto. You little... *laughs* (helps her out) What are you doing? M: I heard you were having a party so I thought I’d crash it. J: (leans over to Aisha) You invited her, didn’t you? A: Of course. J: (hugs her) It’s great to see you, Makoto-san. Wouldn’t be a party without you. J: People, people! If I could have everyone’s attention. I would like to perform a toast. Raise your sodas. *ahem* To my best non-human friend and life-long companion Ozz. Exactly one year ago today, I was stranded in Los Angelis, California. And if it weren’t for our psychic link and his teleportation, I literally wouldn’t be here today. (Seriously, last year’s 4th of July post was the first appearance of Ozz.) To Ozz! Kampai! All: Kampai! RK (Rikku): So you’re Artukei’s daughter? K (Kida): Um hm. RK: But you’re... you’re just... how old are you? K: I’m 12. Well, actually Prof. Washu says I’ll be 13 in just a few days. RK: Are you... from the future? K: *laughs* No. Prof. Washu says I have something special in my blood that makes me grow faster. What about you? You look about the same age as your dad. RK: Well, I’m from the future. And Red is my future father. G: (on the roof) Hey, ya’ll check this out! (an idot’s famous last words) J: Gummy, what in the world are you doin’ up there!? G: CANNONBALL!! (jumps off, but lands on the concrete a foot from the pool’s edge) J: >.< Oooooooooo. K: Gummy! (runs over) Dai jobu desu ka? G: (on his back) If I weren’t stuffed, that probably woulda hurt. later that night... --Hancock Park-- “BOOM!!” “Oh! Ah! Whoa!” J: That one had screamers in it. G: Do a fizzy one! Do a fizzy one! A: Justin. J: Hmm? A: Tell me about why this day is so special. M: Over 200 years ago, in 1776, America declared its independence from Britain. And on July 4th, America was made its own state and government. So every year, Americans celebrate in recognition of their freedoms. Hence the name “Independence Day.” J: Makoto! She asked me! M: You wouldn’t have known that anyway. J: (to Aisha) It’s a way people can come together and celebrate their country and heritage. It’s a time people remember how thankful and fortunate they are to live in a place like this. A place they can call home. A: .... (smiles) Well, it’s great that I’m here, then. Cuz I’m glad I live here too. J: You are? A: (nods) J: Me too. J and A: (snuggle up) M: *sigh* Get a room, you two. J: You know, you could move. Just like last time.

100 WEBISODES!!

Happy 4th of July
everyone!!



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