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• Student, Actor
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• Justin

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• Graduated high school Class of 2001; writen several stories and poems; acted in many plays
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• Before it was called "Japanimation"
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• Outlaw Star, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Silent Mobius, Darkstalkers, Love Hina, Sakura Taisen, Petshop of Horrors, Guyver, Elfen Lied, Nausicaa, Princess Mononoke, Perfect Blue
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• Become a professional in the entertainment industry, become a professional voice actor, open own anime store, visit Tokyo, get married and have kids
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• I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.




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Friday, August 12, 2005




Highway Patrol

J: (dressed as a state trooper)
TS: (sitting in a car pulled over to the side of the road) What’s the problem officer?
J: Alright meow. Hand over you licence and registration.
TS: (fumbles for his licence)
J: Hurry it up meow.
TS: (hands him his licence, giggling slightly)
J: There somethin’ funny here, boy?
TS: No.
J: Well, then why are you laughin’, mister... (looks at licence) Teshik Kre’shar?
TS: Um... uh... uh...
J: Alright meow, where were we?
TS: I’m sorry, but... are you saying “meow”?
J: (insulted) Am I sayin’ “meow”?
TS: I think...
J: Don’t think boy. Meow do you know how fast you were goin’?
TS: *snicker*
J: Meow what is so damn funny?
TS: I coulda swore you said “meow”.
J: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? See me leapin’ around from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly like?
TS: (still laughing) No sir.
J: Am I drinkin’ milk from a saucer? Do you see me eatin’ mice, boy?
TS: ^_^ *laugh*
J: (in his face) Now you stop laughin’ right meow!
TS: 0_0 (quietly) Yes sir.
J: Meow I’m gonna have to give you a ticket.
TS: But...
J: No buts, meow. That’s the law.
TS: (takes the ticket)
J: Not so funny meow, is it? (leaves)
TS: (starts reading the ticket)
J: (pokes his head back in) MEOW! (gets back in his cop car)
G: (riding shotgun, also in uniform) Team Ramrod!
J: I don’t know how you talked me into this.... “Farva.”
G: I want a liter of cola!
J: (closes the door, looks in the back at Felix, DJ, and Red) You boys like Mex-ee-co?! WOO HOO!! (takes off)


Anybody out there ever seen “Super Troopers”?
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