Thursday, September 8, 2005

The Question on Everyone’s Lips G: Hey Aisha! A: Nya? G: You get that thing I sent’cha? A: What thing? G: Glad to hear it. (leaves) A: ??? G: Hey ferret! O: *groan* -_- G: You get that thing I sent’cha? O: (flies away) G: ...... Hey Kida! “ring ring” FX: Hello? G: You get that thing I sent’cha? FX: STOP CALLING ME!! G: Hey Justin! J: Hmm? G: You get that thing I sent’cha? J: (thumbs up) G: Alriiiiight. J: (dials on his cell) “ring ring” Teshik: Hey, what’s goin’ on? J: Hey John. TK: Yeah? J: You get that thing I sent’cha? TK: Oh yeah. DJ: (on the phone) I dunno. Lemmie check. Hey Washu! W: Yeah? DJ: Have we gotten anything from Justin recently? --Okayama, Japan-- “ring ring” Tenchi: Masaki residence..... Hey, Wahlne..... No, I don’t think so. What’s it look like? --Neo Tokyo-- --AMP Office-- Yuki: Hey, I got an email from Artukei! Katsumi: So did I. Kiddy: Me too. Lebia: We all got one. Nami: What does yours say? Lum Cheng: They’re all the same. They all say... --Hyrule-- Link: (reading a letter) “Did you get that thing that I sent you?” Huh? --Outer Space-- --somewhere near planet Zebes-- Samus Aran: Ship, check incoming communications. “blip” Samus Aran: Hey. There’s a message from that Artukei guy. Haven’t heard from him in ages. Wonder what he wants. --Blood Gulch-- --Blue Base-- Church: OK guys. We’ve got a problem. I just received a message that was forwarded to us from Blue Command. Tucker: So what’s the problem? Church: It’s in Morse code. That’s the problem. So unless either of you douche bags can translate Morse code, we’re pretty much screwed. Caboose: Oh! Oh oh oh oh OH! I know! I know Morris’s code! Tucker: What? No you don’t. Caboose: Yes I do. Listen. Beep beep ticky ticky beep beep beep ticky beep ticky ticky ticky beep ticky ticky.... Church: OK, Caboose. Caboose: ...ticky beep ticky beep beep beep ticky... Tucker: Shut up, dude. Caboose: *deep breath* beep beep beep beep beep ticky ticky beep... Church: SHUT UP!! --Red Base-- Sarge: Listen up, dirtbags. I just intercepted a coded message that was sent to the Blues. Simmons: What’s it say, sir? Sarge: I got Lopez to translate it and it simply says, “Did you get that thing I sent’cha?” Griff: ....That’s it? What kind of message is that? Sarge: Isn’t it obvious? It’s a confirmation message. Confirming that the Blues received a giant killer robot programmed to destroy us all! Griff: ...... A giant killer robot? Sarge: That’s right. Griff: Uh, Sarge? I don’t think they have a giant killer robot. Sarge: And what makes you so sure, nutsack? Griff: Well, because I’m looking at their base right now and I don’t see any giant robots. Just rocks and a tree...... and their tank. Simmons: That because the robot’s probably in the basement, dumbass. Griff: Wha? What basement? Donut: They have a basement? Aww man! How come we don’t have a basement? --Outer Space-- --somewhere in the Heiphon system-- Jim: Hey everyone, we got another e-mail from Aisha. Gene: I still can’t believe she left because of some guy. A human, no less. Melfina: She actually sounds very happy with her new boyfriend. Suzuka: They’re engaged now, Melfina. Remember? Melfina: Oh, that’s right. Gene: That guy must be something else if he can put up with Aisha. Jim: Huh? Gene: What is it, Jim? Jim: This is weird. It just says... --Hamilton Station-- Felicia: (reading a note) “Did you get that thing I sent’cha?” You say Ozz delivered this? --downtown Metrolex-- Makoto: (looking through her mail) Thing? What “thing”? What is he talking about? J: Did you get that thing I sent’cha? O: I still have no idea what that means. J: I’ll show you. (picks up his cell) “ring ring” FX: Yeah? J: Hey man! You doin’ alright out there? FX: Just fine, squire. Thanks for asking. J: Cool. Oh, Felix, wait. I wanted to ask you something. FX: Shoot. J: You get that thing I sent’cha? FX: What “thing”? J: Good man. (hangs up) FX: .... Huh? J: See? O: I still don’t get it. --The Otaku.com-- --PM inbox-- Ozy J: “Did you...” Red: “... get that...” Living Doll: “... thing I...” Adam: “... sent’cha?” I don’t even know this guy!

How my message got to Blue Command I’ll never know.


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