Sunday, September 18, 2005

--Felix’s house-- FX: (playing his drums) G: (jumps onto a tom) Alms for an ex-lepper? FX: Gah, you’re like a cockroach! Get the heck out of my house! G: But it’s what I do. Look! (pops up behind his shoulders) Bother! Bother! Bother! I am bothering you! I am bothering you! FX: Get out NOW!! G: (jumps onto his bed) Hey Felix, look! I’m defiling your sacred space! (starts bouncing on the bed) Defile, defile, defile, defile, defile, defile... (sings) in the sacred spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! FX: GRRRRRR!!! (grabs him by the neck) G: Allo, govnah! FX: (chucks him out the window) G: WAAAAAAAAAA!! “SPLASH!!” G: (in the pool) Help! *gurgle* I can’t swim! *gurgle, glug* (sinks to the bottom of the pool) ..... You know what? That boy’s lucky I don’t have to breathe! later... G: (asleep on the couch, snoring, surrounded by chip bags, twinkie wrappers, and a box of oreos) FX: (walks in) Heh heh. Perfect timing. (pulls out a can of paint, a brush, and some rope) 43 minutes later... “EEEEEEEEK!” G: (waking up) Waa! Cheese monkeys! (sees everyone’s looking at him) What? K: (leaning over him) Gummy, what happened? G: (looking at the snacks around him) Snack gremlins! A: What happened to your face? J: What happened to your body? G: Huh? (looks at himself and realizes he’s been TIE-DIED!) What in the name of Ben and Jerry!?! FX: Take that, ya little weasle. K: Felix! A: You did that?! J: Dude! What on earth.... how could you.... I can’t believe.... (looks at Gummy) this is.... *snicker* Ahem! You are in some... (trys to hold it back) serious.... *snicker* HAHAHAHA!! Oh, this is too good!! G: Hey! J: Haha! Sorry man. But I can’t say you didn’t have it coming. Hahaha! G: Grrrrr! (runs upstairs) J: Nice one, man. (high fives Felix) FX: *laughs* ^_^ K: BAKA! (punches Felix) FX: Ow! J: KIDA! K: (storms upstairs) FX: (looks at Aisha) A: (\ /) FX: 0.0 .... u_u\/ (leaves) A: *sigh* J: *snicker* A: (looks at Justin) J: ....Well, you gotta give him points for creativity. “SLAP!” J: OW!! later... FX: (on his bed, reading) “clap, clap, clap” FX: Huh? (looks at the floor) G: (has most of the paint washed off his fur but still looks a little splotchy, slowly clapping) FX: Back for more? G: (scowling) Veeeeeeeery funny. FX: It was, wasn’t it? G: That.... was.... without a doubt.... the.... most.... FX: ........ G: (instantly smiles) GENIUS prank I’ve ever seen!! FX: What? G: (hops onto his bed) You could’ve gone for any of the classics, but no. Not you. You go the extra mile. Takes brains and talent to prank a plushie! Tie-dying! It’s GENIUS!! FX: What was in that paint? G: It appears I have met..... my equal. (bows) FX: o.0 ??? G: I propose... (holds out his paw) a partnership. FX: (looks at him suspiciously) Does this mean you’ll stop bugging me? G: Nope! ^_^ But I promise I’ll start knocking from now on. FX: ........ (shakes his paw) Deal. G: As they say around here, soo-goh-yee! So, you know any recipes for skunk juice? FX: Do I ever!

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