Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Elves? A: (walking through the kitchen) “whirrrrrr” A: Nya? (looks over at the counter) G: (riding on top of the blender) Thiiiiiiiiissss feeeeeeeellsss goooooooooooddd. A: What the heck are you doing now? G: (hops down, turns it off) Makin’ skunk juice. Felix gave me a recipe. A: (lifts the lid just a little) *sniff* 0.0 (puts it back) Blech! Uhg! Oh god! G: It’s ready! A: Uhh! I can taste it! ....... wait. I thought the blender was broken. J: (waiting at an auto care store, playing gameboy) Mechanic: (walks in) Mr. Artukei? J: Wow! That was fast. (gets up) What’s the damage? M: Very funny, boy. J: I’m sorry? M: Ain’t no damage. You car’s in tip top shape. J: What? But... I’m supposed to be due for a transmission fluid change. M: Well looks like someone already changed it. Your transmission is in perfect condition. J: What about the oil change? M: Full. J: Wiper fluid? M: That’s full too. J: .... Allignment? M: Just fine. J: ...... Tire rotation? M: You not hearin’ me, boy? I keep tellin’ ya your car is in perfect... make that ideal condition! J: (whispers to himself) What in the name of Miyazaki? M: Boy, is this some kind of joke? later... at home... J: (working on his laptop) OK, here we go. “click click” (nothing happens) J: Hmm... “click click” (still nothing) J: C’mon. “click click click click click click” (screen freezes and goes fuzzy) J: Oh crap. (turns off computer) “beeyooo” J: Time for a virus scan. *whispers* One bishoujo. Two bishoujo. Three bishoujo. Four bishoujo. Five. (presses the power button, power light comes on but the screen doesn’t) No. No no no no no! --Kida’s room-- K: (reading Popular Science) “NOOOOOO!!” K: (ears perk up) Nya? (gets up, runs to the computer room) Otosan. Nan desu ka? J: T_T My computer’s broken! K: Oh. (looks at the laptop) Hmm. J: *sigh* It was due for servicing anyway. I’ll have to take it in tomorrow. K: Maybe not. (pulls a screwdriver out of her pocket) J: Kida, what are you doing? K: (opens up the computer) “CLACK!” J: (squeals like a little girl) Aah! Kida, do NOT demo daddy’s laptop! K: Dad, I didn’t “demo” anything. I just opened the casing. Everything’s still there, see? (shows him the motherboard) J: Kida, don’t touch that! You’ll get it dirty and break it! K: (rolls her eyes) I know what I’m doing. (looks closely at the board) Hmm.... ah! (takes out a piece) “click” K: Yappari wa. J: 0.0 (girlie scream) AAAHH!! “WHAMM!” K: (looks behind her) J: @.@ (passed out on the floor) K: *sigh* (shakes her head) 7 minutes later... K: (kneeling by Justin) Otosan, oki de. J: Mmm... free my men. (wakes up) 0.0 Hooba jiga wha? K: (holds up the piece) I found the problem. You just need a new memory socket. Easily replaceable. We can get one from Prof. Washu, no problem. J: You..... you what? K: I said I found the problem with your computer. (puts the piece in his hand) Just take that to Washu. She’ll give you a new one. J: (stares at the piece) ...... How di- K: And don’t worry. None of your data was lost. (looks at her watch) Eek! (gets up) Sorry dad. Gotta go. “Monster Garage” is on in five minutes. Ja ne! (leaves) J: ..... How did she...? Wait a tic. Was she the one that....? Kida!!

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