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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Anime Imitating Reality
Time for some much needed comic relief.




A.I.R. Theater 1

G: (walks into a white room) ...... (looks around) ..... what is this?
(words appear above)
G: “Poke....the....Plushie”?......... HEY!
(a big glove appears next to him)
G: (glares at the glove) Don’t even think about it.
(the glove pokes Gumdrop)
“boink”
G: Hey! *boink* Stop! *boink* Quit it! *boink* Cut it out!! *boink, boink, boink* AAH!! (starts running, the glove continues to poke him) *boink* Quit it! *boink* Quit it! *boink* Quit it! *boink* Quit it! *boink* QUIT IT!! *boink, boink, boink, boink, boink* THAT’S IT!!! (pulls out a bazooka) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
“BLAMM!!”
(the glove is now lying on the ground and has a big hole through it)

“Play Again?”
*click*

O: (now appears in the white room) Zooo?
“POKE THE ZILDER”
(the glove reappears)
O: (stares at the glove) Zzz?
*boink*
O: Oo! *boink* Zoo! *boink* Zoooooo!! *boink boink* Grrrrrr! (sets up a force-field around himself, the glove goes to poke him again, but when it touches the field...)
“BZZZZZT!”
(the glove is now fried)
O: Hmm. ^_^

“Play Again?”
*click*

A: What the heck?
“POKE THE CTARL”
A: You’d better not!
(the glove appears)
*boink*
A: DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!! RAAR!! (slashes at the glove)
(the glove falls to the floor in shreds)
A: Hahaha!

“Play Again?”
*click*

“POKE THE RIFTER”
J: Aw frak.
(the glove appears)
*boink*
J: What? *boink* Hey! *boink* HEY! *boink* IE! *boink, boink* DAME! *boink, boink, boink, boink* KONAI DE!! *boink* GrrrAAH!! (takes out a sword)
(the glove goes to poke him)
J: (points the sword at the glove, wags his finger) Uh uh uuuh.
(the glove takes out a sword too)
J: Oro? (the two fight for a little while)
“Kshing! Kshing! Clang! Swish! Swish! Kshing! Cling!”
J: HAA!! (disarms the glove) Shi-ne! (runs the glove through)
“Hurk! Bleh!”
(the glove falls to the ground)
J: (pulls his sword out) Stupid internet games. I’m gonna go play Metroid. (walks off)


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