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Wednesday, October 26, 2005


If anyone's disturbed by this, blame Deej.




--Felix’s house--

Gumdrop: (runs in)

Felix: Did you plant it?

Gumdrop: I did. Turn it on, quick!

Felix: (turns on the TV, nothing but static) C’mon. You sure about this?

Gumdrop: I’ve heard about what goes on in that “secret” dojo. Awesome martial arts displays. Super power experimentation. Make-out sessions. (wiggles his eyebrows) This’ll be better than pay-per-view.

Felix: If we can get a picture. (bangs the TV)

Gumdrop: Allow me. AKI SAKI!! HA!! (kicks the TV, an image of Justin and Kida comes up, the angle is from an upper corner of the dojo) You just gotta have the right touch.

Justin: (on the TV) You go ahead, sweetie. I’ll put everything back.

Felix: Aww man. We missed it.

Justin: (puts away blades and sweeps up smashed targets, starts to leave, then stops and looks around)

Felix: Crap!

Gumdrop: Did he see the camera?

Justin: (puts his hands together)

Felix and Gumdrop: Hmm?

Justin: Transform!

“POOF!”

Felix and Gumdrop: !?! 0__0 !?!

(In Justin’s place stands a beautiful, statuesque, well endowed young lady with long brown hair and deep brown eyes)

Justin: (starts dancing and twirling around) Wheeee! (starts singing and running her hands down her sides)
“If you want my body
And you think I’m sexy
Come on baby let me know”
Oh, oh, oh yeah.

Felix and Gumdrop: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Felix: Turn it off!! TURN-IT-OFF!!

Gumdrop: (turns off the TV)

Justin: (in the dojo, twirls around a little more) Woo! *chuckles*

“POOF!”

Justin: (back to normal) Hehehe. ^_^


later...

Felix and Gumdrop: (in the bathroom, leaning over the sink)

Felix: (scrubbing his eyes) I can still see it when I close my eyes!

Gumdrop: (doing the same) Scrub harder! Scrub harder!!

Justin: (walks in) Hey guys.

Felix and Gumdrop: AAH!!

Justin: What are you doing?

Gumdrop: Boo... er... nothing!

Felix: We’re just washing up for dinner.

Justin: Dinner’s not for another three hours.

Gumdrop: .... Just getting a head start.

Justin: Okie dokie, then. (leaves) Hehe. Teach you to install a spy camera in my house. ^_^

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