Wednesday, November 16, 2005

You guys wanna hear some really cruel irony?

-I love animation
-I love web-comics
-I can write stories
-...but I can't DRAW.

And if I could I would've SO made my own web-comic by now! Like "Dominic Deegan" or "Comedity" or "VG Cats"! But sadly, here I am in the middle loving art and yet being mocked by it. Do you have any idea how agonizing that is!? For an art lover to not be able to draw!? Oh god, it tortures me!

*sigh*

Anywho, here's part 2 of "The Rage Cage." Enjoy.

The Rage Cage part 2 Ravage: (deep in the forrests on the outskirts of Metrolex) RAAAR!! (cuts down five trees in one slash) Ah, the power. Such incredible power. I love it! All that’s missing is an audience screaming in terror........ Hrrrrrrr. No. I can’t let anyone see me. If someone saw me then they’d tell someone and then they’d tell someone and then they’ll tell the media and then everybody will know. I promised Aisha she’d never see Ravage again. She can’t know about this. So I have to stay out of sight........... Shit. later... Ravage: (jumps onto a tree, does a backflip off of it and lands on another tree behind him, jumps forward towards a branch, grabs the branch, spins over the top, and perches himself on it) ........ Hah! (jumps up and spin kicks the tops off of two trees, comes back down onto the branch and launches from it like a spring board) Divebomb! (somersaults down towards the ground, at the last second becomes rightside-up, lands on his feet and slams his fist into the ground, creating a deep impression, stands up) Force push! (punches through the air and a line of seven trees split down the middle, turns around) Tremor! (thrusts him arm forward at a downward angle open palmed and the ground explodes creating a crack in the earth about thirty feet long) *deep breath* (looks to the side and just glares at a nearby tree) ....... *twitch* (the tree splinters and explodes scattering debris everywhere, smiles) Heh. If looks could kill. (stops and looks around at his aftermath) .... F*ck, this is boring! *sigh* That’s enough anyway. I should get back. ???: (off in the distance) Aaaah! Mother f*cker! Ravage: Huh? (jumps up into a tree, his ears twitch and eyes dart searching for where the voice came from) ........ Hmm. That way. (silently leaps from tree to tree towards the direction of the sound, in a few minutes he comes to the edge of the forrest, he spies an old abandonned warehouse) ???: (from inside) You son of a.... I’ll get you for that! Ravage: What the hell? (leaps onto the roof, looks in through one of the shattered skylights, sees two people having a fist fight, they’re surrounded by a small group cheering them on) Hmm. “C’mon, Ryan! Get’em!” “Break his face, Ben!” “Kick his ass!” Ravage: Oh, this looks like fun. (creeps in through the skylight to get a better view) Ben: (throws a punch at Ryan) Ryan: (dodges and punches Ben square in the face) “CRACK!” Ben: (holding his nose) OWWWW!! Ryan: (kicks him in the stomach and knocks him on his back) Ben: Oof! Uhhh.... Ref: He’s down! “Yeah! Alright!” “Aw shit!” “He’s down!” (Two men come over and drag Ben off) Ref: Alright. Who’s next? Nameless punk: (steps forward) I am! Ryan: Alright. Let’s see what you’ve got, pal. Ravage: (watching from the rafters) Aww, wook at dat. It’s wittle Eddie and Bwad. Ref: Ready? FIGHT! Punk: (rushes at Ryan, punching wildly) Ryan: (dodging every punch) Ravage: Hmph. Pathetic. Punk: (keeps punching and missing) Haa! Yaa! Ryan: (slugs him in the face) “Alright!” “Go Ryan!” Ravage: Yes. Get’im. Ryan: (punches him in the gut) Ravage: Yeah! Ryan: (gives him an uppercut) Ravage: Yesss! Ryan: (kicks him in the head, sending a few teeth flying) Ravage: YEAH! Punk: (falls to the ground) “Yeah!” “Way to go!” “Woo!” Ravage: Hardly a challenge. Ref: Alright. He’s down. Who’s next? Ravage: Me. I’m next. (opens his mouth to call out, but...) ... no. I can’t let myself get sucked in. I promised Aisha. I promised her she wouldn’t see him again. (looks back down at the fight) ..... (smiles) Is she here? (looks around) No. Ryan: C’mon, don’t tell me that’s all. Who’s next? Ravage: ME!! Everyone looks up into the black ceiling and watches as a dark figure descends and lands in the shadows. Ravage: I’m next. Ryan: Who are you? Ravage: (steps into the light) Your god.

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