Monday, November 21, 2005

Hey Living Doll and Julian, thanks for your comments the other day. They meant a lot. ^_^

The Rage Cage part 3 “Holy shit!” “What the hell is that?” “Let’s get out of here!” (some of the spectators run away) Ryan: (backs away) Wha... what the hell....? Ravage: Oh c’mon. Don’t tell me you pissed yourself already. (beckons him) C’mon! Ryan: (turns around and starts to run away) Ravage: Coward!! Get back here!! (rushes at him and grabs him by the neck) Ryan: *gag* Ravage: I’m talkin’ to you! (turns and throws him to the other side of the warehouse) Ryan: (crashes into some boxes) Ravage: Hrrrrrrr... “click” Ravage: Huh? (looks around and sees that several of the spectators have surrounded him guns drawn) Punk: We know what you are. You’re that monster that tore up downtown weeks ago. We’ll be heros if we kill you. Ravage: *chuckles* Heh heh heh heh. *laughs maniacally* HA HA HA HA HA! Spineless idiots. You really think you can be the hero? I’ve known dozens like you. Pistol packin’ pussies. You’re all alike. *deep breath* Ahh! Yes! You all reek of fear. (licks his lips) It’s delicious. Punk: Go to hell! Ravage: My sentiments exactly! “BANG!!” Punk: 0.0 Huh? (Ravage is gone) Where’d he go? “Heh heh heh....” (they all look around) Punk 3: Where is he? .......... “Can’t hit what’cha can’t see.” Punk 2: Yo man, I ain’t likin’ this. .......... Punk: Come out you bastard! Who’s the pussy now, huh!? .......... Punk: (gets pulled into the shadows) Whoa! “BANG!! BANG!! CRACK!!” Punk: Aaaaahh!! Punk 3: Markus? You alright? Punk: My arm! Oh god, my arm! “THWACK!!” Punk 3: Markus? Punk 4: (on the other side of the room, gets sucked into the shadows) Aah! “THWACK!!” In a couple seconds, several other punks are pulled into the darkness and knocked out. Until only a few of them remain. They all come into the middle of the room where the light’s the brightest. They keep their backs to eachother as they point their guns into the gloom. Punk 2: ........ Punk 5: ........ Punk 6: ........ “clang!” Punk 7: 0.0 Huh? (shoots into the dark) “BANG!!” “whump!” Punk 2: .... Did’ja get’em? Punk 7: (steps towards the shadows, looks into the dark) ...... (a foot kicks him in the face) “WHACK!” Punk 7: Uh! (falls on his back) Ravage: RAAAAR!! (leaps out of the dark and lands on him) Punk 7: Uhhhhh!! (passes out) Ravage: (looks at the remaining punks) Grrrrrrr! Punk 2: Shoot it!! “BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!” Ravage: (jumps into the air dodging their bullets, dive kicks Punk 2 in the head, smashes Punk 6’s face with a right hook, elbows him in the chest and knocks him down, then punches Punk 5 in the gut, gives him an uppercut, grabs his arm and throws him over his shoulder into the dark) “CRASH!!” Ravage: *pant, pant* F*ck yeah!! “BANG!!” Ravage: AAROOOOOOO!!! (looks down, he’s been shot clear through the leg) Nnn! Aaargg!! Punk 3: Heh. So you aren’t bulletproof. Ravage: Aaah!! Oh god! It hurt... hurts like hell!! Uhhh! (glares at Punk 3) GRRRRR!! Punk 3: (draws his gun again) Ravage: (looks directly into his eyes, piercing his soul) Hrrrrrr! Punk 3: .... Uh..(starts shaking) ...uh ...uh ...uh Ravage: (gets on all fours) Hrrr! Hrrr! (winces) Hnn. GRRRR!! (two spikes start to grow out of his back, starts foaming at the mouth, snarling) HRRR!! HRRR!! HRRRAAAAAARR!!!! (lunges at Punk 3, claws him across the belly and sends him flying into the wall) Punk 3: Aaarg! Ravage: (leaps at him again, claws his face knocking him to the ground, then grabs his head and slams it into the concrete) “BOOM!!” Ravage: *pant, pant* (lifts his foot and gets ready to crush his skull) Hrrrr! Uh! (but sets his foot down and doubles over) Errrrr! Nnnnoo! Grrrr! GrrRAAR! Aah! (the two spikes sink back in) Grrrrrr. *pant, pant, pant* (looks down at his leg, it’s completely healed) *sigh* “clap clap clap” Ravage: Huh? (looks up and scowls at the dark) A dark man with dreadlocks wearing a suit, shades, and lots of jewelry steps into the light. ???: (still clapping) Nice. Very entertaining.

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