Monday, January 9, 2006

A.I.R. Theater 3 Justin: (coming through the front door) I’m home! Hello? Hello!? (walks into the living room) Where is every.... 0.0 *gasp* The living room is a war-zone. There’s blast-marks and slash-marks all over the walls. The couch has been shredded to pieces. There’s plaster falling from the ceiling. And the armchair is on fire. Justin: Oh my gosh. What happened? Aisha!? Ozz!? Kida!? A cyborg man with a big-ass gun walks in from the kitchen and a warrior woman in skimpy gold armor carrying two sabers comes in from the foyer. Justin: (gets in a fighting stance) Who are you? Cyborg: (cocks his gun) We are the Sci-fi Fantasy Action movie from Netflix! Justin: 0.0\/ Huh? Warrior: “Bounty Hunters’ Tournament 3”. It was next on your online list. Justin: Where’s my family!? Warrior: Oh! They’re outside playing hide and seek with the alien mercenary. --outside-- A scaly hulking alien is walking through the woods. Alien: Engage heat vision. (a little visor flips in front of his face, he sees a red and yellow blur behind a nearby tree) Disengage. (runs up to the tree and sees Kida hiding behind it) Kida: No fair! Alien: (taps Kida’s shoulder) Tag! You’re it! (runs off) Heeheehee! ^_^ --back inside-- Justin: And why did you guys frag my living room!? Cyborg: Umm... oh uh... (looks around) hmm... I.... I’m not sure. Justin: (rolls his eyes) Uhhhhhhh. later... “ding dong!” Aisha: I got it! (opens the door and sees a nurse, a school girl, a maid, and a tentacled monster) Monster: Blarg! Aisha: Can I... help you? School girl: I’m sorry. Are we early? Aisha: Early for what? Who are you? --upstairs-- Justin: (reading “Eragon”) “JUUUSTIIIIIIIN!!!” Justin: What the...! “YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! NOW!!!” Justin: 0.0\/ Holy Miyazaki. What’d I do? (runs to the banister) What’s going on? (sees the odd group of visitors) Who are they? Aisha: I was hoping you could tell me! Justin: What are you talking about? (comes down the stairs) Who are you people? Nurse: We are the Hentai movie from Netflix! Monster: BLARG! Justin: The WHAT!?! HENTAI!?! Aisha: (glaring at Justin) Justin: (to Aisha) C’mon. You know me better than... I would never.... (to the Hentai group) This has got to be a mistake. Maid: Wait. (pulls out a card) Is this 135 Kennedy Street? Justin: Phew! No, this is 145. Maid: Oh! Oopsies Nurse: Sorry about that. School Girl: Our bad. Monster: Blarg blarg. (they all leave) Justin: (closing the door) Bye! Ja ne! (looks back at Aisha) Aisha: (still glaring at him) Justin: What? Aisha: “Ja ne”? “See you later”? Justin: It slipped! I say that all the time! It’s like a reflex! I didn’t actually mean... Aisha: Shut up.

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