Sunday, March 12, 2006

Episode #144 Chapter 13, part 5 Bad Jokes Felix: Hey, Artukei. What’s green, and slimy, and crawls up your leg? Justin: For the hundredth time, Fee, I know what it is. And I think it’s disgusting, insensitive, and completely tasteless. Felix: Oh, c’mon you old prude! Justin: I have morals. Which is something your sense of humor severely lacks. Felix: What’s the word Gummy uses to describe you? Tight... Justin: Don’t! Cuz I’m not. I hope to god he doesn’t share any of his jokes during the farewell party tonight. later that night... --living room-- Summer: (singing karaoke) “All you people, can’t ‘cha see? Can’t ‘cha see How your love’s affecting our reality? Everytime I’m down, you can make it right And that makes you larger than life” *applause* Justin: Go Summer! Kanasuki: Yay! Kida: Woo! Gumdrop: (sitting next to Giselle) And that was the fourth time I saved the universe. But enough about me, let’s talk about me. What do you think about me? Giselle: *sigh* (rolls her eyes) Aisha: Are you sure you have to go Felicia? Felicia: Well, the weather’s turning warmer. And we don’t want to be too much of a burden on you. Aisha: Burden? Who said you were a burden? Justin: Yeah. You girls can stay as long as you like. Felicia: Thank you Artukei, but we know how much you like your privacy. And we already have a home at the station. Summer: Yeah. All our stuff is there. So? (points the mike towards the crowd) Who’s next? Gumdrop: Me! I wanna go next! (runs up and grabs the mike) *ahem* This song comes from the heart of my bottom. Justin: Uh oh. Not the toenail song. Pleeeeease not the toenail song. Gumdrop: (starts singing in a little cutesy voice) “I have a magic toenail I keep it on my foot” Justin: Oh dear god. (burries his face in his hand) Gumdrop: “It’s always there to rescue me When something goes kaput It has the cutest cuticle Free of all disease As toenails go, it’s really quite Ex-tra-or-di-na-ry Thank you, thank you Thank you magic toenail” (bows) *applause* Justin: *groan* Ai ya. later... Felicia: Hahaha! So they put him in a dress?! Aisha: Not just a dress. He had full make-up, a blond pig-tailed wig, and even fake breasts. Summer: Haha! Oh god, that’s too good! Aisha: You wanna know the funniest part about it? He still lost. In the first round! Got his ass handed to him by Reiko! Summer: (rolling) HAHAHA! Justin: Haha! Oh, I love it when you tell that story, babe. Felicia: (whiping her eye) Haha. *sigh* That was a great story Aisha. Felix: Hmm. Hey, you guys wanna hear a really funny joke? Justin: Heh heh. Huh? Felicia: Sure Felix. Go ahead. Justin: 0.0 Um... Summer: Yeah, tell us a wicked funny joke. Justin: Uh... Hey! Who wants to hear the “toenail song” again? Gummy? Gumdrop: (mouth full of oreos) Mmff? Felix: OK, here it goes. Justin: Oh no. Felix: What’s green, and slimy, and crawls up your leg? Summer: What? Justin: Oh god. Felix: A homesick abortion. Summer: ........ Felicia: ........ Felix: Hehe! Pretty funny, huh? Giselle: ........ Aisha: ........ Gumdrop: ..... I don’t get it. Justin: Thank god Kanasuki and Kida already went upstairs. Felicia: uh... well I.... guess it’s.... kinda funny. Felix: (slumps back into the couch) Yeah right. It’s probably the worst joke you’ve ever heard, huh? Aisha: .... No. I’ve heard worse. Like “what do you say to a girl with two black eyes?” All: ........ Aisha: Nothing. She was already told twice. Summer: That’s nothing. I had this guy walk up to me one day. He said, “That blouse is very becoming on you. Course if I were on you, I would be too.” Aisha: Eww! Someone actually said that to you?! Summer: No. *chuckles* Felicia: *chuckles* Justin: .... (shrugs) I once knew somebody who answered their cell like this. (puts his thumb and pinky to his face) “Tom’s Abortion Clinic. You rape’em, we scrape’em. No fetus can beat us.” Felicia: (smiling) Hehe. Oh my gosh, that’s terrible. Justin: Give us another one, Fee. I’m sure you’ve got something worse than that. Felix: .... (smiles) Boy, do I! later... Aisha: Do you really have to go now? Summer: (holding a sleeping Kanasuki) We prefer to travel at night, anyway. Felicia: (hugs Aisha) Goodbye, Aisha. Be sure and visit us. Aisha: Same to you. Don’t be a stranger. Felicia: (hugs Felix) Take care of yourself, Felix. Felix: um... I... eh.... yes’um. Gumdrop: (on Giselle’s shoulder, doing Bogart) You’re part of their world, the thing that keeps them going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with them, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tommorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. We’ll always have Paris. Felicia: (hugs Justin) Thank you again, Artukei. I pray your kindness may be greatly rewarded someday. Justin: It already has, onee-sama. Take care of yourself... and your family. Felicia: I will. (kisses his cheek) Thank you all so much. You’re welcome to visit us any time. Goodbye. (leaves) Aisha: Goodbye, Felicia! Giselle: (hugs Justin) Merci beaucoup, Artukei. Justin: Don’t mention it. Giselle: (leaves) Summer: (gives Justin a big kiss on the cheek) Come see us real soon, honey. (leaves) Aisha: (waving) Goodbye Giselle! Goodbye Summer! Come back any time! Justin: (waving as well) Door’s always open!

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