Thursday, December 27, 2007

   Having some fun
I was in desperation to do a comic the other day, though it failed, so I made a one shot fanfiction of wat trouble some people have getting through the holidays, anyway, haere's Christmas Disaster: "Dear Ichigo, me and the other girls are going shopping, do your only job this Christmas and decorate the tree, Love, Rukia PS: Don't mess anything up!! And if you look at your present you are SO dead!!!!" read the note on the office desk, "'Don' mess anything up!'" Ichigo mimicked "How hard can it be?" Ichigo asked himself, unraveling the lights, he climbed on the small stool, as Ichigo was already pretty tall, he started to string the lights, but to his dismay, they began to fall off the tree, well, Ichigo wanted to get this done so he could find his present from Rukia, so, in a last minute, hastiy effort, he decided to use extra strong supper glue, and it worked, untill half way down the top of the tree, you see, some of the glue spilled, on his hand, and the current strand of lights, he ran despretly to put some water over the glue, his hand, and the current strand of lights, but stopped, remembering that becoming a french fry was NOT the answer, so, frantically, he sent a butterfly messenger to his freind Uuryu, an expert sewer, and a few minutes later... "Ichigo! Wat's wrong?!" "Uh, would you believe that I got my hand stuck to some lights?" "Wah,? Hahahahahahahahaha!" Uuryu easily went into histarics, "You wat?!" he asked in mid laugh, forcing Ichigo to explain the situation
After trimming te lights off of Ichigo's hand, and explaining the conseqences to using glue, Uuryu left, saying "I wish I could stay, I really do! But, I have my owne tree to decorate!" So after another hour of wrestiling with the tree, Ichigo finally got the lights on, but wen he plugged them in, only one light came on! And so, after buying, and restringing the new lights, it was 6:00, and Ichigo started at around noon, so as a last resort at cheering up, he proudly began his search for a present, and the first place he looked was in Rukia's closet, and sure enough, a big, calasol, size present was there! And so, he pulled it out slowly, gentlly lifting the lid, wen he heard a door slam, quickly returning the present to its hiding place, he backed up agianst the door, "'Lo! Uuryu told me that since I'm done decorating, I should come make sure you haven't killed yourself trying! I'm lucky, MY wife isn't so uptight!" "Rinji? RINJI! I've never been so glad to see you!" "Dude! Wat did you do? Nock half your brain out trying to string lights?" "NO! I'm just gald it isn't Rukia, or another one of her man-torcherer freinds!" "You mean all women? So! You're tryin' to see your present eh?" "Trying and succeeding!" "I should tell Rukia," "But,?" "But, who cares about wat I should do?"
After reentering the room, and pulling out the present, Ichigo lifted the lid slightly wen 'Beep, beep, beep,' "Wah!" "Relax, it's just the phone!" Ichigo finally lifted the lid of the box, to discover a slightly smaller box, interuptions continued, untill, finally, they recovered the smallest box, were they found a note tht read "Dear looseres, do you really think I'm that stupid? -Rukia PS: Rinji I new he'd break you, yes you are in trouble" "Well that's just great! Wat are we gonna do no-" Ichigo asked backing up into the tree, nocking it over, and into all the boxs, just as Rukia walked in "Tch, new it! So, wat do you have to say for yourselves?" "Well," Rinji began "there was this band of flying monkeys, and they," "Rinji, don't help" Ichigo said "And the gift?" Ringi pointed to Ichigo "Well, actually, the flying monkeys were HOPING for jewlry" "I'll give you a flying monkey! Rinji OUT! And your wife IS waiting! And you!" "Let me give you your present now!" "Mm-hm!" Ichigo leaned down and kissed Rukia "Aw, that wasn't REALLY my only gift was it?" "Uhhh, no! No, see I uh, I left it at, the place and, so I'm gonna go, pick it up!" "Mm-hm, and wen you get back, clean up this mess" "Yes dear" THE END
Well, I just found out that I'm stuck here again today, we were supposed to go out with my freind, Neccy, but, we aren't anyway, see ya'
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