Friday, February 15, 2008

   To All Snape Fans
To all fans of Sivurus Snape from Harry Potter, I must be one of the biggest (and only) Snape fans out there, I am proud to report that I have started reading "The Great Snape Debate" wich uses evedence to support the innocent and guilty theorys for Snape's being, and debating from books one through six weather or not he's on the good side, (it was written before Deathly Hallows was published) personally I've always been on Snape's side, so far I've read the first chapter to prove his innocence (i'll update again ounce I finish the book) anyway, I would like to point out that YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK!!! Why? It not only makes very important points, but there's never been a funnier debate! ^-^ Wording alone proves this! It points out metaphores such as Harry wearing glasses wich means he has poor judgment, and picking apart nearly everything! She makes sure to repeat this metaphor over and over again! ^-^ But before I continue, I MUST make a point in telling you the "top 10 reasons we love Snape" weather you like Harry Potter, or Snape, or not, it is hilariouse! ^-^ After this I will end my post! 1. Valentily threw himself in front of Harry, Ron, and Hermione as the werewolf Lupin approaches them in the film version of Prisoner Of Askaban The moment is made even more dramatic by a swooping camra that rushes at Snape's anxiouse face from the werewolf's perspective This heroic scene is not in the book but J.K. Rowling approved it Read into that wat you will
2. Conters Proffeser Quirell's spell to nock Harry off his broom during a quidithch match in Sorcerer's Stone Gets set on fire in appretiation
3. Smoothly deflects Dolares Umbridge's demand for Vertiserum with wich she intends to interogate Harry in Order Of The Phenix "It takes a full moon cycle to mature, so I should have it ready for you in about a month," he tells her (744) A hilariuse example of Snape's subtle sarcasum, as well as his skill at outwitting adversaries by putting on a facade of innocence, Umbridge, you've been owned
4. Makes an unforgetable impression in his first speech to Harry's Potions class in Sorcerer's Stone, hypnoticly extolling "the beauty of the softly shimmering cauldren with it's shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquds that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses" (137) The only way this could have been a greater entrance is if Snape recited the speech wile being lowered into the classroom on a harness like Tom Cruse in Mission Impossible
5. Nocks the preening Gildaroide Lochheart on his concetied butt with an unfreindly spell during a duleing demonstration in Chamber Of Secrets For ounce, we're glad Snape has a mean streak
6. Despite lingering animosity over their adolecent skirmishes, he duitifully supplies Professer Lupin with Wolfsbane potion to minimize the effects of his monthly transformation in Prisoner Of Askaban If Snape ever marketed his potion to women, he'd be a Gagillionair
7. Looking "slightly paler than usual"he goes off to rejoin the reserected Voldemort as Dombledor's spy at the end of Goblet Of Fire (713) This is our first glimpse of Snape's couragouse and heroic possibilities We can only guess at the warm welcome he receives from Voldemort Pizza and Curcitaus anyone?
8. Tells Dumbledor that he feels remorse for his part in the death of James and Lily Potter Some other things Snape feels bad about: Spiking Mcgonegell's Pumpkin Juice at the staff Yule party; putting fake disabled parking tags on his broom ; convincing Dumbledorto deposite all his money into a Nigerian bank account
9. "Muttering an incantation that sounds almost like a song," he heals Draco after Harry badly injures him with the Spectrumsempra spell in Half-Blood Prince (523) After Half Blood Prince, Snape left Hogwarts to pursue a full-time career in healing He can now be seen on the TV series Grey's Anatomy, were he goes by the name "Dr. McGreasy"
10. Protects Harry one last time wen he saves him from being finished off by the Death Eaters st the climax of Half-Blood Prince, cleverly reminding them that the Dark Lord wants Potter for himself In return, Harry calls him a coward, Ungratefull punk!
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