Friday, October 7, 2005

   Nothing Can Rain On My Parade, Even Though The Weather's Trying To!
Hey, friends!

Well, as you can obviously see, I got the day off for some wierd reason. Right now I'm drinking tea, thinking about all you guys and some anime characters (Mel! Ahhh.), and switching between metal cds. Let me take Shadows Fall out. Hold on. There, now I'm listening to Cradle Of Filth's "Dusk And Her Embrace: Litanies Of Damnnation, Death, And The Darkly Erotic". What a name, huh? Anyways, it rules all other albums with an iron fist, so there.

I got some cosplay done last night. Not much, but still, it's going somewhere. Watched more anime, after all, that's all I do.

Before I forget, I put a new recommendation. It's Between The Buried And Me with "Mordecai" off their album "The Silent Circus". This is one of the best songs ever, especially the end. It rocks and is beautiful, but the beginning is so aggressive.

Now, to that story EAMR reminded me of. I asked the questiona few posts ago about Halloween costumes and she said she went as a giant M&M. Well, last Halloween, they had a local metal show in this small town close to where I live. When the show started, my guitar teacher at the time told me that people were wearing costumes for Halloween and I did see a lot. Well, once the mosh pit got started, I saw this dude in a huge, blue M&M costume run in the pit and start moshing! Funniest thing I've ever seen, until ........ a dude in a huge Twinkie suit ran in there and started moshing with him!!! Everyone except the band on stage was luaghing their heads off. All of a sudden, these guys next to me ran in the pit and beat the crap out of them and dragged them toward me. I started following them cause I didn't wanna be a victim either.We went to the right side of the stage and threw them into each other and they said that they should start a pit in the corner. They did and everyone wanted to get in on it. They started a 'food fight'! They did apologize to them for hitting them, but said it was just to get their attention. It was awesome and hilarious.

This week's question: Tell me a weird story that happened to you on time.

Well, no poem (sorry grinner). Instead, you get the special fanfic! Now if anyone has read my Outlaw Star fanfics on here, you know what's been going on, and how I put funny things in them. Well, this no different. Once again, it picks up were the last one left off with Harry living with Melfina and the gang. Hold on, I'm gonna switch cds to play Still Remains. Hopefully, Christian metal will get the storm to pass. *switches cds* There, that's better. And one more thing, thank you Karen for giving me the inspiration to do this one. You'll know, just read it. Anyway, here we go!

"Wake up, Mel. Come on," a voice said. Melfina felt herself being shaken by someone. When she opened her eyes, she saw Harry looking at her. She seemed to be in a large office setting. Around her, she saw many books and files. "Mel, are you awake?" Harry asked again.
"Yeah, I'm awake. Where are we?"
"You know where we are. I was trying to make sure you woke up."
As Melfina looked to her side, she saw Gene, Jim, and Harry all sitting in chairs facing a desk. Due to poor lighting, she couldn't see the face of the man behind the desk, she only knew he wasn't a fit man, thaks to his huge outline that the little light from the window showed. Gene seemed to be talking to him.
"So, tell me why you're here. Maybe I can help to guess how much you'll need," the man said.
"Sure," Gene said, "It all started when we were trying to get parts for our ship. We did't have the money for all the parts, so we went to my friend Fred Lowe for a loan. Well, it turns out that Fred has gone missing. No one seems to have heard anything from him, and everyone thinks that he's been kiddnapped. So, his associates said they would still give us the parts if we promised to go find and get Fred. They said he wouldn't mind."
"Yeah, because we all know who Fred's favorite person in the world is, right, Gene?" Jim said with an evil grin.
"Shut up!" Gene screamed. "Back to the point, we also had to spend every cent me, Jim, and Harry owned on weapons and artillary. But we forgot that we still need to pay for our shop every month. Since we're not going to be taking jobs for a long time, we won't be able to pay for it and we'll lose our home. Melfina would be homeless since we're not taking her. It's just too dangerous. And we're taking the Shangri-La anyway. So, basically what we're asking is ............ *gulp* ................... We're asking for a loan."
"Sure, I'd be glad to help you out," the man said as he leaned forfard and emerged from the darkness. He was so ugly that they wished he had stayed in the dark. "Let me just type it up, and we'll be ready." He began quickly typing on his keyboard. Melfina leaned toward Harry to whisper in his ear.
"I don't like this, Harry. Something seems wrong."
"What are you talking about, Mel?" Harry said. "Don't worry, we're almost done. When this is over, I'll do anthing you want to do," he replied as he kissed her hand. "Here. Read this magazine until we leave. It'll help pass the time."
"Okay, Harry," Melfina said smiling. While reading, her eyes grew wide as she scanned one article. She tapped Harry's shoulder to get his attention.
"What is it, Mel? Is something wrong?" Harry said, worried this time.
"Look at this, Harry." She showed Harry the article as his eyes widened like her's did before. Quickly he took the magazine and lightly pushed Gene's shoulder to grab his attention.
"Guys," Harry whispered. "Check this out."
Gene and Jim read the article as well. After reading they bothed looked at each other and nodded.
"Okay, gentlemen and lady, I'm ............... done," he said feeblely, noticing that the chairs in which they were sitting were empty. As he bolted to the window, he saw them driving away in thier car.
"Mel, you're a genius!" Jim said. "We're goning to save so much money doing this you're way."
"Thanks, Jim," she said happily. "Wait a minute! Didn't we bring one of Gillium's pink pods with us?"
"You're right!" Jim screamed. "Gene, turn around!"
"I can't believe this keeps happening to me," the man behind the desk said. Just then, he noticed Gillium on his desk. "Hey, what's this?"
"Please, do not touch me," Gillium replied monotonely. "I am Gillium II, and my friends are coming to get me. Is it okay if I wait here?"
"Yeah, sure," the man said before slumping in his chair.
"So," Gillium said, "Lost another loan to Ditech, huh?"

There! This proves I can do these things with any commercial. By the way, this story does not tie in with my fanfic on fanfiction.net, which if you've read, thank you. I've got four chapters up on the site and I'm currently about halfway through with chapter five. Well, gotta go write some more. Dane Cook forever and stay (sic)!

~a7s____~ The poet who knows it!
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