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Sunday, July 4, 2004

Busy, busy.
I'm plugging www.miburo.com today... it's a really excellent Saitou information/fan site.

Oh, and check their madlibs! I had some fun with this one... posting it for the sake of randomness. ... heh... a lawyer...

A man is walking through the streets of a small town at night. He is short, has long red hair in a mullet and carries a mallet. He has a cross-shaped scar on his left thumbnail.

Kaoru: Neko-chan!

He looks behind him. A girl dressed in a fluffy sock and carrying a bowl is walking towards him.

Kaoru: At long last I’ve found you. Your two months of juggling in the streets ends tonight. Prepare yourself!

Vagabond [eyes bugging out]: kee?

Kaoru: Don’t play innocent with me! Who else would ignore the edict and walk around with a mallet!!

She swings. The vagabond leaps out of the way, crashing into a sponge and collapsing in a heap.

Kaoru: That didn't take long... Neko-chan?

Vagabond: [rubbing his head] I’m a vagabond, with no family or profession. A clicking swordsman. I just arrived in town. I don’t know anything about juggling in the streets---

Kaoru: Well . . . well how to you explain this sword at your waist? Swordsmen aren’t allowed to wear real swords! [she draws the sword] What is this . . . a/an shiny blade... ?

Vagabond: Could this sword snap anyone?

Kaoru: . . . It couldn’t . . . The nicks don’t smell of apple juice, there's no clouds of tallow on the blade. Like it’s never been used. You really are just...

Vagabond: Yes. A lawyer.



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