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Sunday, January 9, 2005


   The Helmet from Hell.
Yo everybody. I gotta' study for my history exam today. I hate having to study. What I used to do to relieve stress was take a bike ride around the neighborhood. It was great, I was getting exercise, as well as getting a chance to clear my head and brainstorm. But, now that's changed, because of a stupid Christmas present. My mom got me this stupid little helmet for Christmas that is now ruining my life. "A helmet? Ruining your life? You must be over-reacting", you're probably saying. Well, I probably am over-reacting a little bit, I just wish I had control over it. But even so, this helmet is ruining my life. Let me tell you some of the wonderful features of this helmet:

Straps that are:
*Completely un-adjustable,
*rough and chafing,
*too tight so that a restrict your breathing,
*and leave a nasty red mark on your throat where they cut into your flesh.
A Helmet that is:
*Overset to completely block your peripheral vision, to make sure you don't see that car careening toward you till it's too late,
*"Fore-head Protection", which its only purpose is to come over your eyes so you can't see,
*Made of cheap Styrofoam and thin plastic so not only will it not protect you from a crash, but it also ensures that you look AND feel like a retard,
*Sub-standard and excessive use of plastic and foam, so you feel like you have an Easy-Bake-Oven strapped to your head,
*Itchy interior that not only mars your hair beyond recognition, but also make you have to pull over on the side of the road every 5 or 6 minutes to madly scratch your head.

I hate this piece of crap, and it's pissing me off beyond comprehension. It sucks when something you love to do has all the fun sucked out of it to make sure you never do it again. It's too bad to, I was having fun and getting exercise. Oh well, just another fun activity down the frikken' toilet. Have a nice day.

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