Friday, February 4, 2005

   The list so far, and mor suggestions please!
Hey everybody! The list is coming along! Here are the moments I have on the list so far (but I'll need more!):

Yu-Gay-Oh!:
It's a matter of opinion, but I can't stand Yu-Gi-Oh. I doubt any other anime has spawned more sick "yaoi" pairs. But the gayness goes even deeper then that. How gay? Kid show gay, as in for little kids. Another great anime reduced to entertaining 2nd graders. As usual, 4kids productions proves that they can screw-over any deal given to them. Bravo.

The Hellsing battle from Hell:
Father Anderson vs. Alucard. Ding ding! Fight! This was a wonderful idea, except for one flaw. There was no ending. Who's the best? What happened? Sadly, we may never know.

Enigma-yasha:
One of the best animes ever cut short with no closer. The creators are leaving us in the dark, and the producers are leaving us holding the pieces. I feel so cold.

Fight Like a Man:
"Dang man, Haku is one hot ninja. Hmmm? What? .....I'm sorry, what??? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!? SHE'S A DUDE!?!? Holy crap! Uh oh, does that mean I'm gay?" XD

Hamming it Up:
One overly cute anime, 4 sucky videogames. Huzzah for merchandizing.

Deep Seeded Treachery:
Gundam Seed had some awesome animation. But that gift was abused using a very incompatible couple. Flay, Kira, and a bed. "Slam, Bam, thank you mam!".

The Brothers Moxy:
The Seven Brother Group story was an awesome epic in the already epic Inuyasha series. But there was something not quite right about that one chick from that story. Oh, that's right, the problem was that she was a friken' dude!!! And, he/she had a massive crush on Inuyasha! Gender bender ahoy!

Just me and my Bu:
For those of you who don't know, Bu was a massive regenerating pink demon. Annoying as crap on his own, but he was around for a long, long time. Sure, Bu could regenerate, so that gives him a little give in this situation. But when you come back again, and again, and again, and AGAIN for like 40 episodes, it gets a little redundant! If I never see another pink Marshmallow Peep again it'll be too soon!

Domo Arigato Mrs. Roboto:
I'm not sure if the series finale for Chobits was completely morally developed. It's great to think that love conquers all, you gotta' draw the line somewhere. Like when you love a household appliance (a Persacom). Artificial intelligence is still intelligence, but artificial love is just programming, and that's why a man can't love a machine. Plus, you'd have a bunch of cyborg babies if you wanted to have kids. Eggh. But, even if you look past that, the ending still sucked. Hideki realizes he loves Chi, takes her hand, looks longingly into her eyes.............and they hug, they freakin' hug. Boring! Kiss her, you ding-dong! Do something a bit more sentimental then that! I mean, your gonna' foster a bunch of cyborg babies with this mecha-woman! Show her you love her!

Live and Let Die:
Apparently, the mythical Dragon Balls are powerful enough to reverse the spiritual passing God has set into place for the last 20,000 years. But besides being biblically inaccurate, it was also lame. There's no consequence of dying when you have those things. No risk, no wager, no fun. Feh, why didn't you use them to kill Bu or something?

Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Oh, and make sure you stop by tomorrow!
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