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Tuesday, August 9, 2005


   Laugh it all off!!

i went to the mall today!!^ ^ i bought 5 mangas. can't wait to read them!!^ ^ no... i don't have a chapter 5 yet...-.- but i do have something funny for all of u to enjoy.

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the Macy’s department for ladies and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Well, look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable.  And then she said,
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:  "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?  If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{G} Get a Reduction.
{F} Fake!
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

And, they forgot the German
bra........ Holtzemfromfloppen!


also for all u pocky lovers here's a japanese commercial it's really funny. if u want to watch it click on one of the links.

Click Here for quick time

Click Herefor windows media

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