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Tuesday, March 22, 2005



The top 12 Funniest Car Insurance Claims
1.The car in front hit the padestrian, but he got up so i hit hime again.
2.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
3.In an attempt to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone pole.
4.An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
5.I was thrown from the car as i left the road, i was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
6.The guy was all over the road, i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.
7.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car infront of me i hit a pedestrian.
8.i was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side when i struck him.
9.the pedestrian didnt know which way to run as i ran him over.
10.I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
11.The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside.He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
12.The pedestrian ran for the pavement..but i got him.

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