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Metallica-St.Anger

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Foo Fighters-Low

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

My Final Fantasy X Fan Fic
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Some where in Spira, deep in the bowels of no where there was a lost sphere containing a
(temperamental) conversation between Auron and Jecht concerning the here after . Lord Braska
had made the atrocious mistake of telling Jecht about the Farplan.

Jecht, being the faithless drunk that he was, said that there was no such place.

This of course drove Auron (because at the time had a sever case of Mr. Know-It-allism) to drill
into Jechts head that Farplan was real.

But even after both Braska and Auron had explained to him that those little glowing floating
had to go somewhere Jecht remained stubborn. And like most alcoholics got highly arguementive
when no one would agree with him.

Auron (who by this point had drawn his sword) said that if he didnt believe in the Farplan he
be more than happy to take him there.

Before anyone had to be sent to the hospital, Lord Braska had broken things up. As well as made
a mental note of never trying to explain spiritual matters to Jecht again.


But time heals all wounds or at least can causes severe memory laps. So perhaps that is why
Auron was happy to be seeing Braska as well as Jecht again.

Now, the entrance to the Farplane mimicked that of an airport, without the hassle of luggage
pick up, but never the less twice the confusion. When Auron arrived he expected to greet both
of his old friends arms wide open, instead he found himself in the middle of a sea of people
who were lost and confused.

His first (un)pleasant surprise.

His instances told him to go seek out the old man with the long white beard. He looked wise.
Than again, perhaps it was the fact that the old man was the person who was pinned against the
wall and was being yelled at by every one demanding an explanation.

As Auron headed towards him to join the mob he heard a womans voice yell out his name over the
commotion.

"Auron!"

He looked up thoughtfully and tried to seek out the voice.

" Auron save him! Hit the button on your left."

Auron, who assumed the person the woman was asking him to safe was the old fart who was being
bum-rushed, did as he was instructed. Immediately a sign flashed on over head that was
accompanied by a soothing non-threatening voice.

"Congratulations you have been liberated from the pain, heartache, and over all trials and
tribulations of life and are now dead. WELCOME! This is the Farplan. Please, in an orderly
fashion meet your friends and family members at the waiting gate. If you are still confused,
please wait for one of our assistants to come to you and guide you. Feel free to look around,
after all you have an eternity.





Stories From The Farplane

Episode I : No Need For Old Times



" I really want to thank you again, for saving that guy back there " the attendant
said for the hundreds time.

" Dont mention it." Auron didnt mind coming to the rescue of anyone in need. It had
been the code of the Warrior Monks to be honorable, noble, and stoic to help all those
who were in need. Which is the same attitude that got him stuck babysitting for ten years.

The woman who addressed Auron name was Nora, or at least thats what he came to conclude
after reading her nametag. She wore one of those long white rob that was partially covered
by an equally long blue coat with gold out lining; the kind of outfit that those dopey high
priests seem to adore back on Spira. Auron took it that fashion wasnt too important up here,
which suited him just fine, he was never to keen on formal wear.

" Im so sorry about this mess, a great guardian such as your self would have received a five
star introduction, but the computers are down" she choked out in her most apologetic voice.

Auron had been in the Farplan waiting area all of twenty minutes and already was getting annoyed
by Noras constant babbling about apologies, so he decided to change the subject to shut her up.

" You said that man back there was a Maester.Maester Halio?" He narrowed his eyes, now where
had he heard that name before?

" Yes Maester Halio, he was one of the first Maester and as part of his punishment"

" Maester are reprimanded here" Auron interrupted looking visible shocked.

A smile extended on Noras face " oh yes. You see unlike the lower officials and people of Sipra
the Maesters knew the true face of Yevon, but kept the deception going even after they knew
Summoner after Summoner and their guardians would have to be sacrificed. So as proper punishment
we give them the most demeaning task to attend to for eternity."

Auron snickered "so then tell me, what are Seymour and Mika doing?"

" Their both sorting and greeting attendants at the fiend pyreflies entrance of the Farplan"

Auron snorted "doesnt sound that awful."

Noras smiled darkened " If you think this morning up here was bad; picture it down there all
the same confusion except with monster, who are equipped with claws, razor-sharp teeth and black
magic."

Auron thought for a moment than raised his eyebrow and smirked "I see your point."

"If you want, I could arange for you to take a tour down there and watch them suffer" Nora
offered happily.

"No thank you. I would really just like to meet with Lord Braska and Jecht now." Auron fought
the strong urge to accept the attendants offer. The desire to watch his least favorite blue hair
mutt and withered-away sneaky-eyed old bastard get tortured tugged at his heart fiercely, but he
wouldnt submit. That little trip would be saved as the first group activity once the famous
trio was reunited.

" Very well than." The womans hands, which had been folded neatly the entire conversation,
suddenly became undone as her right hand disappeared under her desk and reemerged with a
booklet, a rather thick booklet.

Aurons mouth broke into a frown. He was a lover of books, in his younger days he sported quiet
the collection, but even in his divine passion for reading he sneered down on booklets. They
were filled with half indecipherable information and instructions so vague that they border
lined cryptic. Booklets were the tool of the devil or at least Yu Yevon (who one could intrepid
as the devil.)

He knew he probably shouldnt have bothered to ask, but he did any way. " Whats thats for" he
said flatly.

" Its just a little How-to-Guide of the Farplan. Youll find a map in there as well" Nora
replied polite (annoying) as ever.

Auron ignored the attendants out stretched hand. " Is there a way I could receive
transportation?"

" Im sorry Sir but the comput"

" Well is there at least a way I can contact Lord Braska or Jecht so we could have a place where
we could meet?"

" No. "


" Why? "

" Because the computers control the main communication processing unit as well."

As a monk and guardian Auron had nearly perfected his ability to hide his emotions, yet he could
bearly keep his pose as he snatched the pastel colored piece of trash from the attendants hand.

***

Three hours, five wrong turns and 145 swears later Auron was at the door step of what he was
lead to believed to be Lord Braskas place of residents. When he knocked on the door and saw it
was not Lord Braska he could have cut the innocent bystander in two out of frustration (and he
probably would have too if the man hadnt been sensed his tension and given Auron new
directions.) He should have known not to take instructions from one of those rat-faced dirty
looking Guados. Come to think of it the entire race of Guados resembled gruffy alcoholics who
in desperation had mated with sea otters.

Auron relieved some tension at the thought of some old bum soliciting the poor mammal for
relations and chuckled.

" Whats so funny? I want to laugh" a calm voice said smoothly.

" Yeah its got to be funny to make that stiff laugh."

Stiff? Only one person had the gull to say that to his face (or in this case the back of his
head.)

" Jecht! Braska!" Auron adorned a smile that he hadnt worn in years. He wished nothing more
than to give them both a swooping hug, but he thought against it. There was no way he was
giving Jecht ammunition to shoot his masculinity with later. So he settled with a firm grip
on both of their shoulders. " Its good to see you again."

***

Now that old friends were reunited it was time to talk, well walk and talk seeing how Jecht
had just gotten there himself and wanted a look around. Speaking of which

" Jecht how was it that I didnt see you at the entrance or the lobby" Auron asked.

" I died before you did, you should know that. You killed me." Jecht replied nonchalantly.

"Yes but only by a few minutes" Auron said. He remembered how he felt like kicking himself for
going up against Yunalesca after he found out how easy it was to kill Yu Yevon.

"Things work fast here: Ya die, ya go to the gate and have a look around."

Auron abruptly stopped walking. " Things dont move that fast. The computers were down today
and the whole entry lobby was in a state of panic" Auron said suspiciously.

"The hell Auron I said I was there, so I was there" Jecht flew up his arms in an attempt to
act frustrated. He counted on Auron not wanting to argue. He counted wrong.

" If you were there than tell who was guidance attendant?" Auron snapped.

Braska, who delighted in Auron and Jechts fights, had been content to stand on the sideline
and smile during the situation. Any time when his friends got to bickering they were a two-man
comedy routine. In fact he loved all of their fights, verbal or physical. The only time he
didnt enjoy a good Auron VS. Jecht fight was when

" Hey Braska would you tell this stiff I was there. So hell chill out and stop giving me the
third degree."

The only time Braska didnt enjoy their fights was when they pulled him into it and turned a
one-on-one match into a three-way dance.

"Auron" Braska began in his usually calm lets-all-make-a-deal voice. He didnt want to make it
seem like he was taking a side or things could really ugly.

"Theres no need to make big deal out of anything. Jecht is here now and you, despite the set
back of being lost are here, are you not? So lets try to. get along" Braska finished sweetly
hoping that the old days would repeat themselves and this would be enough to silence Auron.

Jecht started to laugh and got between Braska and Auron and draped his arms over their
shoulders. " Yeah lets stop this fussen and be pals. After all you were only lost for three
hours. "

Auron didnt respond to the show of affection instead he was taken aback. Jecht was never quick
to end any argument especially when he thought he was right. Come to think of it how did Jecht
know he had.Auron broke into another frown, almost a sneer. He roughly removed Jechts arm from
around his neck. "How did you know I was lost for three hours? I never told you I was lost for
three hours."

Jecht shifted his weight from one foot to the other nervously. "I guessed?"

Auron narrowed his eye in realization at his (soon to be dead twice removed) friend.
"You followed me, you watched me be lost?!"

Braska and Jecht exchanged glances, then both smiled weakly.

" Honestlyno harm. was meant. by it." Braska said fighting back the urge to bust out
laughing.

" I knew it!" Auron exploded " I thought I heard some one laughing at me when I turned down
Ultamitica Blv. the fourth time."

" Take it is easy Auron we were just having some fun." Jecht snicker as the vein in Aurons
head started to pulsate.

Though both of his friends were to blame he focused in on Jecht seeing as how he liked him the
least. " Damn brainless drunkard I should just"

"Auron dont be that way. Come," Braska said motioning to the Pub across the street from where
they were standing. "Let it be like old times."

Aurons anger broke and he began to laugh.

Braska sighed in relief and joined Auron in laughing as well did Jecht; who didnt see what was
so funny but was eager to end the situation so he could get drunk.

Though neither High Summoner nor former guardian would have laughed had they notice the deceit
in Aurons eye.

"You want old times," Auron said continuing to laugh. " Ill make it just like old times."
Auron pulled back his fist about to knock out Jecht when. He heard and saw a familiar woman
scream Jechts name and come running up to him locking him in a long passionate kiss.

" Oh honey I so glade to see you again" the woman shrieked and bind Jecht in another emotional
embrace.

"Isnt that wonderful" Braska put on one of his classic goofy smile.

Auron starred at the couple still confused. Who was this woman? He just knew he had seen her
some where be"

" Braska I like to introduce you to my wife Kolista." Jecht said beaming as if he were holding
a champion ship cup. She was quiet the prize after all.

Aurons mouth dropped open; Kolista was vibrant, lovely, and full of life (for a dead person).
She was an absolute vision. This was not the same woman he had meant back in Zanarkand ten years
ago.

" Hello Auron, its been a long time."

Auron just rose an eyebrow but didnt speak; he was still in shock at her transformation.

I know I look a little welldifferent from the last time you saw me." Kolista chimed cling to
Jechts waist

" Little different my ass. Last time I saw this woman she was a stringy-hair snot nose sniffling
disaster, surrounded by a fort of Kleenex refusing to change out of her nightgown."

Auron kept his feelings to himself and managed to give a half way polite node.

Kolista turned her attention back to her husband, and with puppy dog eyes and asked "where were
you? I must have waited an hour at the entry gate." She pouted than playfully slapped him on
the chest. "There were so many rude people there today, what with all those die-hard Yevon
believers committing suicide and all."

Braska shuddered. So thats why the lobby was so crowed with frantic Spirans today. He knew
that once the cover was blown on that bogus religion the shit hit the fan.

Jecht chuckled to give himself the ample stalling time he needed to pump out a decent lie.
" I didnt see you. So I went to look for you babe." He grinned up at his two friends for
their confirmation to help sell the fabrication.

Braska smile and shook his head. He, being married himself, knew the importance of making a
story believable; seeing as how one false word could land Jecht in Sofa City.

Auron on the other hand was not married, and had no sympathy towards the situation. In fact
he saw this as the perfect time to get back at his so-called friend for his prier escapades.

" Yes, he looked so hard that he completely ignored the sign at the entry gate that stated:
Wait For Your Family and Friends Here." Auron smiled sarcastically "and went strait to the Pub."

Kolistas sweet enchanting eyes morphed into a dark glare as she pushed away from her
blitz-for-brains husband. " Honey" she said still smiling but gritting through her teeth.
"Whats Auron talking?" She made emphasized on her question by digging her nails into her
beloveds side.

Jechts eyes shot down to his wife "nothing" he squeaked out as the first real shot of pain
rain through him.

Kolista became satisfied and dislodged her long sharp nails from her husbands tender flesh.
Upon doing so Jecht regained his composure and snarled at Auron; something his wife managed to
miss. Old Cyclops wanted to play dirty huh?

" Awww babe dont pay no attention to Auron" Jecht smirked. " He just likes to tease me because
the last and only woman he was ever with was a ratty-hair red head Al Bhed woman with two tons
of makeup on sayen: Now how am I chargeen ya, by the second or the minute."

Braska started laugh, until he remembered that his wife was Al Bhed. "Hey" he cried defensively.

That had done it, now Auron was pissed, but he recalled his monk training and took it in stride.
His old masters words came into recollection:

"Auron my son, when in battle the fight cannot be won by just strength alone. You must be as
cunning as the wolf and as swift as the fox....oh yes and by the way . When in an insult
contest exploit your opponents greatest flaw. Than use it to crush him."

Auron smiled, he was going to enjoy this. " Well Jecht I expect you to say something like that.
When it came to the ladies you were always a blond man yourself. I was really quiet shocked to
see your wife was a brunette. I mean all the women that you ran around with were blonds." Auron
pretended to go into state of surprise and flung his hand up over his mouth "opps! Didnt mean
to say" he cooed.

Uh-oh, that did it, Jechts bride flew into frenzy. Now Kolista was a bueaty and she loved her
man to death, but the woman had a jealousy problem the size of Luca. After all Jecht had cheated
on her what.ten.twelve times before and that was just when he was back in Zanarkand.

Auron laughed heartily as Jecht tried to calm down his enraged wife, but was only greeted by
slaps and scratches.

" Naw baby! Now stop it, ya know it wasnt like. I would never cheat on you again." Jecht said,
finally grasping a hold on Kolistas violently swaying arms.

" Of course not!" She spat "not after last time with Sara!"

"Mara" he corrected.

Kolistas cheeks burned a nasty red "Son of bitch! You remembered her name?!"

In the heat of her angry she gained temporary super strength, she broke free of Jechts grasp
and kicked him full force in the shin.

Jecht let out a string of swears as he hopped up and down on one foot in serious pain. Kolista
had surprising accuracy and hit perfect aim on an old Blitz Ball injury.

"You can just go on home with Mara or Sara or Terra or who ever other hoe youve been messing
around with!" She was bluffing, if he actually every did full fledge leave her for any one, why
she would just dieagain. Never the less it didnt stop her from stumping off down the street
and making a scene.

" Wait! Kolista! Please!" Jecht yelled. He went after her, limping all the way.

Both Auron and Braska were rolling with laughter by now as well as the audience that had
accumulated on the sides of the street.

Just before he turned the curb Jecht whisked around, shook a fist high in the air and screamed
" Im gonna get you for this Auron! This isnt over." Then he limped out of sight.

Braska held his side, still unable to cease his laughter but managed to get out "you guys are
going to make it interesting up her arent you?"

Auron smirked a smirk of (temporary) victory. "Why itll be just like old times."


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Sunday, May 8, 2005

"Your So Last Summer"ByTaking Back Sunday
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