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Tuesday, February 15, 2005
human race is stupid...
i only have a min cuz i have to go take a shower b4 i babysit, but i just wanted to post real quick. i should be back wed.
my computer is really messed up. it keeps freezin for like 10 minutes at a time like every 5 min. and AIM keeps poppin up for no reason at all. I did a virus scan and found nothihng and i did a spyware scan and found some stuff, but i always have spyware..Grrr my computer really pisses me off!
>In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>On a bag of Fritos: .You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
>On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how)???....
>On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:” Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
>On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:” Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)!
>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because)???....
>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious).
>On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
>On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
More random questions:
>...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
>...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
>...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
>...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
>...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
>...who tastes dog food when it has a "new &improved" flavor?
>...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
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