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Monday, March 14, 2005


   Thousand Mile Wish~Finger Eleven
Srry I wasn’t here all weekend.

Friday I didn’t go to school, but I slept in all day. Then mom and I went to the store. After that manda came over. We didn’t really do much on Friday.

Saturday morning we went to the store again, then we went to burger king and got lunch, came back home and ate, then went to the library. I got 2 cute new shirts (I got the black one manda wanted *insert evil laughter here*) my mom offered to buy her one but she said no. I also bought The Ring (actually mom bought it) and I bought Dance With Me, and a Family Guy DVD. It has like Seth McFarlan’s (sp?) 5 fav. episodes. It thas the episode I was talking about on Friday on it. That’s the reason I bought it cuz I fell asleep b4 it came on the 2nd time (Thursday night) so i couldn’t tape it. Then we went back to manda’s house.

Actually we went bowling, then back to manda's house. I had so much fun. I havent been bowling in so long. We used bumpers (her lil bro, mom and dad went too) but im glad we used bumpers. lol. I won the first round and got 2nd place the 2nd time. It was cosmic bowling which is my fav. that’s when they turn the lights off and there is colored spinning balls (kinda like disco balls) hanging from the celing spinning all different colors. And the balls glow so it looks really kool. It wasn’t pitch black but dark enough. Manda took pics.

Then on Sunday morning her grandma and cousin Daniel came over. Once again Daniel was trying to molest me.. even though he has a g/f! I don’t know if anyone of you remember me posting about him molesting me at her family reunion (back in September) but it’s the same cousin. It was funny he started to walk up to me with his arms open like as a hug, I knew better and backed up. I slipped and fell onto the bed. It was so funny. Then he was laying on me..and..yah. im not even gonna go there. lol. So yah that was my weekend.

I hope you all had a good weekend too.

*Joke Of The Day*

The Mortician's Big Discovery

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And, with that, he used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.

The mortician stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

Hmmm….and how did she know it was his?!? lmao

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I’m off to bed. *~Badkitty~*

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