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Thursday, October 28, 2004


   Shonen Jump! Woot! Woot!
i got Shonen Jump today! yay! ^^ *reads* WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO YGO?! WHERE DID MY YGO GO! *whines* *reads more* YES! SEE THIS PAGE! RIGHT HERE! The Dark Tournament Begins! Yes! *pumps fist in air* we shall finally see the Black Dragon and Youko and Karasu getting his ass kicked and the DT means that Sensui is coming! i can't wait to see Kaitou, Kido, and Yana! *gets to back* yay! YYH crossword! can i find Hiei? *goes over list* yes, yes i can. hey, there's Keiko *circles* *gets bored with word search* *goes back to YYH* *reads* *slams SJ down* they ruined it! they completely killed it! what have you done, SJ?! Hiei doesn't even smile at Yukina, he just says that it isn't worth to kill him for what he's done. *reads more* *explodes* WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! DIFFERENT MOTHERS, MY ASS, HIEI! YOU WERE THROWN OFF BY HINA'S FRIEND- what was her name? Ruri! YOU WERE THROWN OFF BY RURI OF THE ICE MAIDENS! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DIFFERENT MOTHERS?!?!?!


Christian Humor
Sunday, after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what the morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said, "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004


   Hello
I am Shi Youko/Miko Akizuki. For you Americans, I am Yoko Shi/Miko Akizuki. Something from one of AG's human friends got me to come on, and AG insists I stay on and that I update her lj.....whatever lj means.....anyways, i am fox demon, fox spirit, kitsune, however you....mm...people wish to say it. I am the Queen of Thieves. If you wish to know what I look like, imagine Kurama Youko....now imagine him as a girl. See me? good. You don't? too bad. Now I have nothing more to....fine, AG! goddamned human-ow! dammit! don't you dare hit me! Oh, who gives a fuck about Enma?! Inari is the only one I really care about. Besides, there are 8 million kami. Who really keeps track of ALL of them? that monk in that one show you watch, probably. Hm. you have to go to bed now. that means I have to get off with you. *leaves*
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Sunday, October 24, 2004


   BTW
I have the full version of Every Heart WITH words! What now, Ching?! Ooh!
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   busy busy busy, tired tired tired
i stayed up to watch Read or Die (which was stupid. and i think it was a yuri between ms. paper and ms. deep XP), so i went to bed at, like, 2. then my mom wakes me up at 8 to go to chruch. so i have a whoping 6 hours of sleep in me! WOO! -.- not. Then my dad's family was over today. 11 ppl. 14 total ppl in this small house. And my younger cousins, who once watched Adult Swim and KidsWB now hate that 'weird' anime stuff. And BH had a convo with my youngest cousin. Just sitting there, wrestling feet with him and telling him her age and stuff. I really need to start keeping her in check. Everyone finally left at 4. So then i watched my recording of Pokemon (and instead of Inu, i got Johnny Bravo. or something. somehow i got Johnny Bravo *shrugs*) and then i see an ad for the upcoming YGO episode and it says 'second new episode' but it doesn't fully register in my tired brain until i see that the preview is an episode i haven't seen! SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG! SOMEHOW, I DID NOT FIND OUT ABOUT 2 NEW EPISODES A DAY AND I DIDN'T RECORD ONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I HAVEN'T SEEN A YGO EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR! so yeah, i'm a little mad at that. But i still have to watch it or Inu will eventually record over it. and for those who stayed up till all hours last night, was Inu on?


Christian Humor
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy," the young boy replied excitedly. "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.' "

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Saturday, October 23, 2004


   Sayonara, G~Petz!
that's right, folks, Gpetz is going away. gesus freak is selling it on Halloween. *salvages everything i can from Gpetz* yeah, i went a little overboard with the anis...so what? you can never have too much anime!

Yeah, i had a really busy day. First, i went to see my mom's family and my cousin. He was in jail for something and is on the road to recovery! he was actually NICE today! yes, that's saying something of him, considering he used to be a real jerk. Then, i went to the library with Jaime and together we checked out half of the library's CDs. heh. Then i took Ching and Patty shopping all over! my god, they act like i did last year! having to find EXACTLY what the costume looks like so i could dress as my character, Youko Shi. Eventually, though, i had to make do with what i could get to look sorta like it. Ah well, guess they'll learn the hard way.

I'm trying to upload my pics to here, but they're all just too big! *cries* stupid 200 KB rule!


Christian Humor
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. FInally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled. "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

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Friday, October 22, 2004


   BH here
yeah, AG's off and pissed at MyO. She kept trying to upload her fanart of me and Shi, and it kept telling her it was too big. Which is kind of sad, considering it's 324KB and it can only handle 200KB. But if she shrinks the pics down anymore i'll look like a fucking midget! (no offense to those who are. i'm just taller than that is all) Even though it was amusing, it's kind of sad. She worked a lot on scanning those, cutting them in Paint to make them small in the first place, then have them say that they have to be even smaller...not to mention that Ching said she'd have AG drive her and Patty around to shop for Halloween. That's kind of rude in my opinion. Cause what if AG and her family had plans that day? and here she goes saying that AG will give her a ride when she never really discussed it with her. Not that i'm saying anything bad about you Ching. Heh, i guess AG in a bad mood puts me in a really good mood. And yes, AG does have plans that day. She's going to go visit some very hated family. And Lj and her are making plans to go to the library...poor AG, actually.

Christian Humor
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He's an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know- Our Father who does art in Heaven..."

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Wednesday, October 20, 2004


   baka ningen technology
My computer just kicked me off before i could add my post. So yeah. Not like i always love this thing, either. It always freezes in my email, my IM never signs in when i tell it to...so yeah.

Anyhoo, i went to my church group tonight. And during Bible Study class, one of the girl's girlfriends come in 15 minutes after that class started and she just reeks of crack or something. And she sits down right next to me! for 15 more minutes, i'm dying over here from her stentch. Finally, when we leave the classroom, i stumble out and cough and breathe that nice, fresh air.

Ever since i watched the new Inu (i record all Inu) with Ching, i have had Every Heart stuck in my head. And like they always say, it's bad to get a japanese song stuck in your head, because you don't know what they're saying. Execept the 'every heart' part.

This one guy i know at LOGOS (low-goss (like boss with a g)) had a japanese shirt on. It said BK (for Bishop Kelly High) and on the side, in kanji, (he translated) it said Japanese Club. There was some more kanji on the back about picking up dog poop. I recognized the kanji for dog by knowing Inuyasha's kanji

Well, that's about all i have for tonight. I'm gonna go get ready for bed, read a little Pendragon, then go to sleep. Oyasumi Nasai!


Christian Humor
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign..."Energy efficient vehicle: runs on oats and grass. Caution: do not step in exhaust."

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Saturday, October 16, 2004


   Anime Freak/Army Brat
played tennis today with Ching. I won 4-0. It was funny. During one game, i go to hit the ball since she hit it really close to the net on my side so i have to scramble to get to it, and it bounced in a deep crack in the court...and bounced right back to her side! it was hilarious! we couldn't stand up, we were laughing so hard! we didn't know whether to count that as my point or a foul, so we just did a redo. But it was great.

For those of you who saw Ching's update, here is the real version to Rocket Hanabi no Love Song:

Kazuma and Yukina run down blissfully down the beach (dear lord, I can't believe we're writing a KuwabaraxYukina! *dies*). They stop to sing their love song *cue music*
Now this is where it gets interesting...
2:30 min. into the song, a maintenance truck comes rumbling down the street. Lo and behold, they're behind a green screen! Kuwabara, realizing he's about to die, quickly belts out the song, causing his voice to crack and come out like he's already getting run over. But he must finish the love song to his beloved snow girl! (gag me with a spoon) The maintenance truck swerves, missing the set (and greenscreen) by mere inches. The set and the singers are safe, though Kuwabara's covered in cold sweat (his pants were also wet. ew.) But, sadly, the song cannot be saved, for they never sang the song as well as they did with Kuwabara's cracked voice and the song we hear today is published.

To get the full effect go to http://www.reikaitantei.com/yukina/sounds.html to download the song

I'm sitting here, waiting for my shows to come on...mostly YYH, though. Tonight's episode is.....*thinks*
BH: don't hurt yourself there
Be quiet, you. either Kuwabara: Awakening or Sensui's Fall. I forgot which. Guess we'll find out tonight, ne?

Christian humor
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congragation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we ahve enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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Friday, October 15, 2004


   Wild Wind
Yep. had a band clinic today. After break we were playing Haunted Mine and half way through the power went out, and four back up lights came on. but that still wasn't enough light to see very well. We could still see, but...Anyhoo, we broke for lunch and when we went back, they told us they were gonna move us outside cause the power still wasn't on. And it was windy, our music didn't stay on the stands, the sun was beating down on us...but the guy who was conducting us said it would help us focus more because band playing is a 'hostile environment.' Finally, we were done, but i have a concert again tonight at 7.0-9.0, so that's why i'm updating now. Oh, i also heard from one of my school's percussionists that right after they moved us outside the power came back on. Ironic.

Christian humor
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. IF i don't park here, i'll miss my appointment. 'Forgive us our trespasses.' " When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If i don't give you a ticket i'll lose my job. 'Lead us not into temptation.' "

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004


   ~Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away~
We had a robbery yesterday near the school, and what's funny about that is the robbers SUCK! They make it so everyone can get a look at their faces, and they let everyone see their license plate numbers! (they were from California) I mean, c'mon, ppl! The only ones who left behind that kinda mess were Kurama, Hiei, and Gouki. And for Kurama and Hiei, leaving behind a trail like they did was rare. I guess Hiei wanted Koenma to know who stole from him. *shrugs*

I got back from LOGOS about 40 min. ago. My church group. Last week, during Bible study, we talked about premarital sex, and this week we talked about homosexuality. Since i'm one of the mature (fairly) out of the old group i came from, i could get through a conversation with high school kids about sex. Seriously, i'm still in jr. high and they're, like, juniors and seniors! Then we pretended we were refugees during Rec. and after watching everyone fight over a pot, bags, and empty milk jugs i walked over the adult of the group and said, "I abandon everything and move to America." then watched everyone fight for the other stuff again.

I have a band thing tomorrow from, like, 6.5-8.5. then on i have an all day clinic on friday (during school! excused absence! yeah!) then a concert on friday. can you tell my band teacher loves his job? i hate my new band teacher. though last year, Ms. Lyons, she didn't do a very good job with us. we were lazy, watched a lot of movies, and played easy music because our band sucked. but our new teacher gets down hard on us. Yesterday, he slammed his chair down on the floor, leaving a dent (don't know if it was just a scrape or a dent, or if it's even still there) all because, the trumpets?, someone wouldn't hold a dotted half note out for 3 beats.

And i found that the book of Leviticus is very depressing. We're all going to Hell is the final truth of Leviticus. It is against the bible to wear two different kinds of material. So for those of you wearing cotton-poly blend, you're sinning and going to Hell. *gets Bible* Those who spread rumors are going to Hell. For those of you who are really perverted, mating with animals is a sin. You're going to Hell. you can't cut the hear at the sidse of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. okay. you can't get tattoos. And it turns out i can't seek revenge for Kurama against *hisses* Shunjun, because that is a sin.

Well, for those of you who were bored to death by my rambling, take heart, for i am done.


Christian humor
Somebody has said there are only two kidns of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning" (i'm the latter)

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