Friday, October 29, 2004

   Gather Around the Campfire
In honor of Halloween, I shall tell y'all a ghost story...

About a year ago, I went on this trip with one of my friends to go to Georgia. On the way there, we stopped in this small town because we were absolutely exhausted. Only problem is, there were no hotels. So we stopped at this old looking house. We knocked on the door and this creepy man came to the door. We told him who we were and that we needed a place to stay and he let us in, telling us to chill in the main room until he cleaned out the spare bedroom. So we were sitting there when we noticed a guy in full black sitting in a circle drawn on the floor a couple of feet away from us. We stared at the man for a few minutes before the housekeeper came down and told us that the room would be a few more minutes. My friend asked where the bathroom was and the dude said down the hall, to the right. So she went away and he went away, leaving me with the creepy vampire dude. After a minute or two, the guy began mumbling and rocking back and forth. He kept getting louder and louder and started rocking faster and faster and I getting was seriously scared. Finally, I looked down at my watch and realized that I had been sitting there for 30 minutes! I decided that I had to check on my friend, so I got up. And it suddenly got quiet. I turned around and the vampire-dude was staring at me. I got freaked and started to run to the bathroom and the guy chased me. I quickly opened the door and found myself facing an empty bathoom... My friend had ditched me out an open window! I looked back and the guy was right on my tail. I jumped into the bathroom and closed the door. I looked around quickly and eventually decided that I couldn't hold the door any longer, so I made a jump for the window. The guy broke the door down and grabbed me by my leg. Man, he was probably pulling my leg harder than I am yours.

Happy Halloween!

Wacky Package of the Day:

"It's cute... and it burns." -Meagan (a band friend)
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

   Wacky Packages
While out today, I bought a 4-pack of the new Wacky Packages stickers ad, let me tell you, they got some good ones. I've seen all the ones from the orignal series (however many years ago they came out) and they were funny. These follow in the grand footsteps of hilarity.

Some of the better ones that I got:
-Who Cares? Bears
-Nutti-Brain Cerebral Bars
-Tix
-Foot Gushers
-Grand Theft Audio Nice Ditty
-my littly Phony

Wacky Package Sticker of the day:


Halloween-ish Joke: What do you call a blonde skeleton?

ANSWER: Last year's hide-and-go-seek champion.
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Monday, October 25, 2004

   Bandit sorry...
I got sick over the weekend b/c of my sinuses (Sp?).

I was feeling sorta bad come Friday evening and I woke up every couple hours that night.

On Saturday, I felt all freaky-like. I was dizzy and not completely with it. I felt well wnough to go to Chris' game. Their team won. ^_^ Anywhoose, after we got home I started feeling bad again. I hate half of a chocolate bar. But couldn't eat supper. I took a nap, and an hour later, I had five seconds to rush from my bed to the bathroom for reasons that you can probably guess. I went BACK to sleep and an hour later, I got rid of whatever was left in my digestive system. Got bath, fell asleep in the tub. Got out and watched like 6 minutes of Yu Yu and went back to sleep. Woke up during Futurama and wnet back to sleep. Woke up a 3:20 in the morning, went back to sleep around 5:30.

I was awakened at 7 in the morning and had to stay up until 8 so I could tell Doug that we weren't going to make to church. I slept off and onfor most of the day, yesterday. I went to bed at 10:30 pm, woke up at 2:30 in the morning and didn't get anymore sleep that night. Yay me, ne?

It's getting close to my bedtime and I'm exhausted. I'll type the rest tommorrow.

"Demons don't just break the rules. They dismember them." -Yu Yu Hakusho Ad
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Friday, October 22, 2004

   Remember: Update.
Well, my brother's wedding was... good, I guess. Granty-poo got pictures of me. In a dress. And with a baby. He thinks I'm a natural born mother. So does my mom. Which is kinda sad. But what's sadder is that some people (after seeing the pictures) thought she was related to me, but she's my mom's first husband's girlfriend's granddaughter (try saying that three times fast).

But something funny happened. Two things actually. First off, whenever Steve went to kiss Bckie, their microphone's let off some LOUD feedback. Second, Granty-poo caught the garter (sp?).

Nothing to exciting happened Monday.

On Tuesday, me and Granty-poo celebrated our 6-month anniversary. I got him Van Helsing and this neat little picture frame that you can record a message into. (All I recorded was 'I love you.') And he got me a Sesshoumaru plushie (it's too freakin' CUTE!) and The VAMPIRE Encyclopedia.

On Wednesday, we got to go bowling with the French Club. I managed to get one trike. ^_^_^_^_^ Go me.

Yesterday, nothing too important happened.

Finally, today, we had a pizza party/free period in French. I skipped the Sophmore assembly so I could stay in class, watch Finding Nemo (with French subtitles) and duel Granty-poo. ^_^_^_^_^_^

Tommorrow, we (Momma, Granty-poo, and myself) are going to my nephew's final football game of the season. Tommorrow also happens to be Mole Day (if you don't know, don't ask).

On a serious note: My mom's anemic and she thinks I may be too, so I have to go to the doctor soon to have my blood count tested. It wouldn't surprise me if I end up being anemic. I show all the signs. And if I am, I may have to go on birth control pills to keep from overly bleeding on my period. Seriously. And if it's the same kind of anemia my mom has, I might have to go on B12 shots. Oo; I...hate...shots...

Anywhoose, that's all for now.

"If I'm alive, what am I doing here? On the other hand, if I'm dead, why do I have to wee-wee?" -John Carradine as Dracula
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Saturday, October 16, 2004

   I'm Back Again...
This time for good (I hope). Incase you're wondering where I dissappeared to for the past... almost month (lik any of you do) I shall tell you: Shortly after my last post, my mom's computer crashed, leaving us utterly computer/internet-less and when we got it fixed, she told I could never use her computer again or I would face her WRATH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!)(I'm being overdramatic, but she really didn't want me using her computer...) Anyways, that left me with no internet option because my computer was still brokeded. When we finally got it to the shop and back, everything was working fine... EXCEPT that my internet access was being denied by Cyber Patrol. One problem: IT WASN'T EVEN ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE! So, we had to return it to the shop and they had to completely erase my comp's memory. That's right, all my files went BYE-BYE... T_T but I got my computer back and that's a good thing.

UPDATES:
-Mr. Preacher-man left and went to haunt some other schools.
-I wore a dress (OO; APPOCALPYSE IS COMING!) to the NHS induction. I was Granty-poo's guest to it. ^_^
-The next day, I wore a shirt with pink trim.
-I've improved my drawing ability
-I got to make a fool of myself at the Concert Band's fall concert. ^_______________^
-My borther's making a mistake tommorrow. He's getting married. And I have to wear a dress. Yay.
-Mine and Granty-poo's 6-month anniversary is coming up on Tuesday. ^_____________^

And for your daily dose of "iron"y (Haha...ha... I made a funny!): Van Helsing, which Granty-poo and I went to see on our first date, is coming out on Tuesday. Ironic, ne?

"I better warn everybody that it's going to snow fire soon. Make that FROZEN fire." -Granty-poo
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Monday, September 20, 2004

   I'ma Goin' t'HELL!
All of last week(not sure if it's sstill going on), a 'preacher' (we're not sure if he really is or not) by the name of 'Flip' stood outside our school, preaching to us and telling us all the reasons we'd go to hell.

Here are t3h reasons I can remember:
-For wearing black
-For not wearing dresses (girls)
-For not wearing suits (guys)
-For not wearing dress-shoes
-For going to a public school
-For wearing sneakers

There are others, I just can't think of them at the moment.

And because of him our school made the front page in the Salisbury post, our local newspaper. (http://archive.salisburypost.com/archive_detail.php?archiveFile=./pubfiles/sls/archive/2004/September/16/Area/1412.xml&start=0&numPer=20&keyword=South+Rowan§ionSearch=&begindate=1%2F1%2F2003&enddate=12%2F31%2F2004&authorSearch=&IncludeStories=1&pubsection=&page=&IncludePages=1&IncludeImages=1&mode=allwords&archive_pubname=Salisbury+Post%0A%09%09%09)(http://archive.salisburypost.com/archive_detail.php?archiveFile=./pubfiles/sls/archive/2004/September/18/Opinion/1520.xml&start=0&numPer=20&keyword=South+Rowan§ionSearch=&begindate=1%2F1%2F2003&enddate=12%2F31%2F2004&authorSearch=&IncludeStories=1&pubsection=&page=&IncludePages=1&IncludeImages=1&mode=allwords&archive_pubname=Salisbury+Post%0A%09%09%09)(http://archive.salisburypost.com/archive_detail.php?archiveFile=./pubfiles/sls/archive/2004/September/16/Area/1406.xml&start=20&numPer=20&keyword=South+Rowan§ionSearch=&begindate=1%2F1%2F2003&enddate=12%2F31%2F2004&authorSearch=&IncludeStories=1&pubsection=&page=&IncludePages=1&IncludeImages=1&mode=allwords&archive_pubname=Salisbury+Post%0A%09%09%09)

Anywhoose, I'ma goin' t'HELL! Whatta 'bout you?

"Yes, you have the right to say what you want, but WE have the right to mock you." -Me
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Sunday, September 19, 2004

   I have returned!
w00t! The Bandit is back, officially, only to find out my mom forgot about the punishment in the first place. Seriously.

CONVERSATION:
Me: Hey, momma, do you know what happens today?
Mom: What?
Me: I get my computer privelges back today!
Mom: You mean you had them taken away?
Me: Yeeeaaaah... Before school started. It's been two months.
Mom: Well I'd forgotten about it.

But what matters is that I'm back now.

Now to fill you in on my life:
-We gots a chihuahua. His name is Ahsaeseeno (Oh-say-see-no), which is Spanish for killer.
- Grant let me have a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards so now I have a slightly modified deck.
-Apparently, I'm going to hell(will explain later).
-I'll post more later.

"Are you trying to achieve a new level of stupid?" -Ren/Len (Shaman King)
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Friday, August 13, 2004

   This is an Exception
I'm still grounded from the computer technically, but this is an exception to the rules...

Yesterday afternoon, right after I got home from school, I had just enough time to drop my stuff before having to drive momma to the emergency room. She was feeling faint and disorientated for most of the ride down there and once we got down there, her blood pressure had dropped to 56/31, which is pretty damn dangerous.

They got her in one of the temporary rooms in the emergency section around 4 at the latest and her blood pressure, at the lowest, was 70/21, and the nurses didn't seem to really care. We sat in there for a good bit and at 6:15 or so, I went to the cafeteria to eat. Afterwards, I sat with her until about 8:30, when the doc decided he was going to admit her into a room. And at a few minutes before 9, Randal and Chrissy showed up and took me home to grab my pajamas and then I spent the night at their house.

I had to get up at 4:15 this morning and Randal dropped me off at my house so I can catch the bus here.I just got out of the tub a little while ago.

In case you were wondering the reason I typed this: My mom's blood count has dropped out of range since it was last checked two weeks ago and the doctors don't know why. I ask of y'all to please pray for her. Thank-you.
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Monday, July 26, 2004

   Grounded...
I got caught trying to hide from momma while being on the computer late at night on early, early Sunday morning and I'm grounded from it, but I figured I could sneak on to tell you guys. ^_~

I'm just about finished typing up my homework, which is good; and I ran into Krista at Wal-Mart today and we talked for a while, which is also good. ^_^

Anywhoose, I better go before momma finds out I'm here. I'll return ASAP. Until then, I leave you with a song I wrote for part of my project for Honor's English 2. It's dedicated to the Shadow Women of cell 52 in Iraq, hope you enjoy:

Cell 52

They shoved her in the cell,
She looked almost dead,
Her body was beaten,
Blood oozed outta her head.

She slowly go up,
Her vision impaired,
As she looked up to heaven,
She wondered if anyone cared.

'Why, oh why?'
Just listen to her cry,
'I don't want to die...'
Listen to her cry.

She thought of her family,
Wondered if they knew she was here,
The tears started rolling again,
'Cause death was the sum of her fears.

'Why, oh why?'
Just listen to her cry.
'I don't want to die!'
Listen to her cry.

Just listen...
Just listen...
Listen now...

'Why, oh why?'
Just listen to her cry.
'I don't want to die!'
Listen to her cry!

Just listen to her cry...
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Saturday, July 24, 2004

   *deep sigh*
Homework... taking... over... life... @_@ I still haven't finished it and I'm seriously thinking of just dropping Honors English 2.

Not only that, but Digimon Cursed has become seriously inactive and I may have to close it soon. *sighs*

And that cat I was telling y'all about? I've only seen him once since I let him outside. *sighs again*

At least I got to see Grant last night. =^.^=

Meet Your Inner Vampire by efui
Your name :
Age :	53
Weaknesses :	Sunlight hurts you, but can't kill you. Only not getting enough blood can.
Special powers :	Postcognition - you see flashes of past.
Place of residence :	A beautiful garden in Kyoto.
Feeding habits :	You love playing with your victims, haunting them, scaring them, making them scream in terror.
Appearance :	You wear only stylish and expensive-looking clothes and your hair is very long, black and curly.
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

"Don't humor me! I like you too!" -Gir
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