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Monday, March 8, 2004

   Passion of the Christ- Breif Review
To begin this little review, I will tell you the only three reasons you'd want to see this film.

A) You like blood.
B) You want to see how Biblically inccorrect it is.
or C) You're Catholic (no offense to Catholics...)

At the beginning of the movie (I missed the first minute or so due to the fact the people in front of to buy tickets could'nt make up their mind about something), we see Jesus praying in the garden. Satan, in the form of a woman (OO!), comes to try to talk him out of the crusifiction. While this is happening, the three disicples with him (Peter, James, and John?), come up and watch him pray. Now, good ole Lucifer sends a snake at our friend Jesus and Christ crushes the snake's little skull into million and two peices.

Enter Judas and the soldiers sent to capture the doomed Christ. Now, Judas, unlike in the Bible, begins to have second doubts and tries to run, butthe soldiers force him along to point out his Lord.

Well, Judas kisses Jesus on the cheek and the soldiers step forward. Here begins a giant free-for-all fist-and-sword (well, dagger, rather) fight between the disciples and the soldiers. Peter hacks off one of the soldier's ear and we get our first dose of blood. Yay. Well, James and John run off, leaving poor old Peter and Jesus all alone with the enemy.

Jesus icks up the wounded soldier's ear and puts it back on. He then proceeds to tell Peter to cease his fighting and drop his weapon. Peter does so, and walks off slowly as they drag Jesus off roughly.

Now, don't think that there's little bloodshed unti lthe crucifixtion. no, the evil soldiers beat the living daylights out of our Messiah.

That's all I'm telling you in order. I don't want to spoil it for you.

But, be warned, the movie has more blood in it than some horror/murder movies and is spoken insome other language (Latin mainly, I believe), but that is translated. Oo; Also, the demons are portrayed as children, Satan is a woman for most of the movie, and there are many things Biblically incorrect.

And if you can manage to watch the movie without squirming, I applaud you.

Well, if you have any questions, feel free to ask. Oo; I may have the answer.
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