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Saturday, September 27, 2003

   Hilarity, Pure Hilarity.
I recieved a forwarded e-mail from my step-dad today:

'It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out
to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Little Debbie,
and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who
never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still as
a
crusty old man was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is
survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane
Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.'
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