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Friday, April 2, 2004


   Random Announcements for the mind of an Insane Person...
...Will the real Slim Shady please report to the main office. You're mother is waiting...

...Will the owner of the truck, license number 35462719, please report to the main office. You're vehicle has been invaded by rabid gerbils...

...As a new school policy, 'making out' will no longer be permitted in the hallways. Any couples caught doing this WILL have a picture taken and an 8X10 WILL be sent to their parent or legal guardian with a note telling them about how their kids are acting in an educational facility. And that they should have a little talk. Plus, all kids may point at said couple and scream, "GET A ROOM!"...

...We have a new Solitaire champ. Mr. (insert name) has officially beaten himself at 245 rounds of this elusive card game...

...Will all people killed in last nights car wreck please report to the guidance office for questioning...

...Can you hear me now? Good!...

...Remember kids, follow the crowd. Being different is BAD! If the crowd's doing drugs, then by golly, you do them too!...

...Clean-up on aisle five! *laughs* I always wanted to say that!...

...Will I.B. Pimpin please report to the front office. Repeat, will I. B. Pimpin.. aww sh- shoot. I get it now. Very funny...

...Finally,in world news, NASA sends probe to Uranus.People every where giggle! Get it?! Funny, ain't I?!...

Actual Announcement to all of you guys: My birthday's coming up soon. April 16th... Hooray!

Yoh's dad/Ryo's sensei: Ryo! Wake up Ryo!
Ryo: *latches onto Yoh's Dad's legs* Be my ladyyyyyy...!
Yoh's Dad: Ryo... let go of my leg.
(Shaman King)

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