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• 2004-04-17
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• Student and actor (at a haunted house)
Real Name
• Erin

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• Got voted best Veteran and Theatrical female at the haunted hosue I work at
Anime Fan Since
• Since Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z
Favorite Anime
• DNAngel, Death Note, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, Saiyuki
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• Medical or art carrer or a writer
Hobbies
• Reading, writing, drawing, and playing my violin
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myOtaku.com: banzaiinu1

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Idecided to put this up agian!

Neko
Well...from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE then 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say are giving more then 100%?

We have all been to those mettings where someone wants you to give over 100%...

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that miht help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
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