Thursday, July 22, 2004

   Let's get stoopid.

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Time: 7:41PM Thursday 22 July Time for a dose of sexual content!! A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." 'Isn't raping a prostitute technically shoplifting?' Heh. Thanks to [Gone-Buddy] for those. Also, I got a new kick-ass AIM avatar, thanks to Alan for providing the link to [BadAss Buddy]. Very nice ^_^. I was always wondering where you sneaky mongrels got them, lol. What have I done today? Well, I was only online for like, 50 minutes this morning before I had to get off. I then spent...geez, way too long bulding awesome and shocking Sims houses, heh. I then had...cereal for lunch. It's good cereal. I then did more Simming. I then went bikeriding. Or rather, I headed down to the park to try out the new epoxy that my dad had put on my hockey stick. It held up, so maybe won't need a new stick. ^_^ Then I rode home, but my step-sister didn't want to come riding. So, I dropped my stick and ball off, and rode around the various estates for about half an hour. Good exercise. Did other stuff, but nothing incredibly important. I'm looking forward to the Narrogin carnival this weekend ^_^. Hopefully we'll win a few games. Also, I'd recommend wrist cutter's place as deserving a visit, good post there today. Mood: Relaxed. Song: Let's Get It Started by The Black Eyed Peas. On a side note, who can tell me what happened in the OL today?

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