Friday, December 17, 2004

Rum and Monkey

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Thanks to Panda for giving me the courage to write a true journal entry... Today was really sweet I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth. Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website. I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me! I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail. Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.) I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number. You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week's lottery numbers. I'm thinking of leaving home and joining the army. My mum beats me. Nightly. That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi. Created with the Gregor's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today! Powered by Rum and Monkey I feel so much better now. lol. Thanks Panda.

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