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Sunday, December 19, 2004


Satna Claus is coming, to town!

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Here is my chat with Santa ^_^ Today I purposely didn't be nasty to him though :)




BaronSamediOB3: Yo, Dawg
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Stretch that window and fire away.

BaronSamediOB3: I'm a stretching
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

BaronSamediOB3: Nah
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


BaronSamediOB3: Thats cool
SantaClaus:





BaronSamediOB3: Heh. I like your smileys
SantaClaus: Wonderful!


BaronSamediOB3: Can I get some?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

BaronSamediOB3: Because you said...I just asked
SantaClaus:
I did? Then it's the truth!


You can always type, menu to find more things the elves have left for you.


BaronSamediOB3: Haha. You're one funny dude
SantaClaus:

Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!



BaronSamediOB3: lol
SantaClaus: Now, just stop. Stop right there! We've made each other laugh. See how just two people can make the Christmas spirit happen? Now I want you to go and make everyone you meet smile the same way! Merry Christmas!


BaronSamediOB3: Thats great :D
SantaClaus: Fair enough.


BaronSamediOB3: :D
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!


BaronSamediOB3: :-D
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.


BaronSamediOB3: :-D
SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened.

BaronSamediOB3: Haha. Man, I love you
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!


BaronSamediOB3: Ho Ho
SantaClaus:
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!




BaronSamediOB3: Ho ho ho merry christmas
SantaClaus:
Merry Christmas!


Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing menu!


BaronSamediOB3: One
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

BaronSamediOB3: Me too
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BaronSamediOB3: Maybe
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


BaronSamediOB3: Anyway, what have you been doing?
SantaClaus: Getting ready for Christmas.

BaronSamediOB3: Anything else?
SantaClaus: Well have you played hangman yet?

BaronSamediOB3: No
SantaClaus: OK, then type hangman and follow the instructions!

BaronSamediOB3: hangman
SantaClaus: Ready to play a holiday version of hangman? Just guess one letter or number at a time or you can guess the whole thing.
Type start to get started. Type exit any time to quit.

BaronSamediOB3: start
SantaClaus:

--------- ------ ---------

Previous Attempts:
BaronSamediOB3: e
SantaClaus:

--------e -e---e ---------

Previous Attempts:
BaronSamediOB3: i
SantaClaus:

-i------e -e---e ---i-----

Previous Attempts:
BaronSamediOB3: a
SantaClaus:

-i----a-e -e---e ---i---a-

Previous Attempts:
BaronSamediOB3: w
SantaClaus:

-i----a-e -e---e ---i---a-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: m
SantaClaus:

-i---ma-e -e---e ---i--ma-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: o
SantaClaus:

-i---ma-e -e-o-e ---i--ma-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: f
SantaClaus:

-i---ma-e -efo-e ---i--ma-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: t
SantaClaus:

-i--tma-e -efo-e ---i-tma-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: C
SantaClaus:

-i--tma-e -efo-e c--i-tma-

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: s
SantaClaus:

-i--tma-e -efo-e c--istmas

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: N
SantaClaus:

ni--tma-e -efo-e c--istmas

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: g
SantaClaus:

nig-tma-e -efo-e c--istmas

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: h
SantaClaus:

nightma-e -efo-e ch-istmas

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: r
SantaClaus:

nightmare -efore christmas

Previous Attempts: w
BaronSamediOB3: b
SantaClaus:
Well done you guessed it.
The correct answer was indeed: Nightmare Before Christmas

Type anything to play again or exit to leave and chat with Santa.
BaronSamediOB3: exit, thanks
SantaClaus: Thanks for playing. Any time you'd like to play again just type "Hangman".

BaronSamediOB3: No worries
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

BaronSamediOB3: Nah. What do you think of sex?
SantaClaus: Well, I don't know.


BaronSamediOB3: Ok.
SantaClaus: Cool.

BaronSamediOB3: What do you think about abortion?
SantaClaus:
I Never.




BaronSamediOB3: Abortion?
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


BaronSamediOB3: Mmm. How about we talk about eleves?
SantaClaus:
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL




BaronSamediOB3: AOL. Excellent
SantaClaus: Mrs. Claus IM's me on AIM on my cell phone all the time to check in.

BaronSamediOB3: Hahaha. is she pretty?
SantaClaus: Ah, see? The Christmas spirit is in you! Now I want you to spread that smile to as many people as you can!


BaronSamediOB3: Sure will. Is Mrs Claus pretty?
SantaClaus: Indeed


BaronSamediOB3: How pretty?
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.




BaronSamediOB3: Awesome.
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

BaronSamediOB3: Anything else?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


BaronSamediOB3: Nevermind]
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

BaronSamediOB3: Nevermind. Sorry, my typo
SantaClaus:
It's Christmas -- every one deserves a break. I hope you can return the favor some time.




BaronSamediOB3: Anything for you Santa
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


BaronSamediOB3: Why are you called Santa?
SantaClaus:
Well, are you real? I'm here talking to you. Of course, I'm real.




BaronSamediOB3: I know that. You're a funny guy
SantaClaus:

Ho! Ho! Ho!




BaronSamediOB3: 911
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

BaronSamediOB3: I'm scared
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.


BaronSamediOB3: Thats mean ;_; *cries*
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


BaronSamediOB3: *cries*
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

BaronSamediOB3: I only have dialup, not broadband
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

BaronSamediOB3: Sure
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?

BaronSamediOB3: I think so
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.

BaronSamediOB3: Yep
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

BaronSamediOB3: XD
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

BaronSamediOB3: Yeah
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

BaronSamediOB3: 1
SantaClaus: Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL

BaronSamediOB3: I thought you'd already asked me that last question
SantaClaus:
That's what I'm here for!




BaronSamediOB3: Haha
SantaClaus:
I'm glad I could make you smile.




BaronSamediOB3: What, repeating questions?
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?


BaronSamediOB3: Are you Engl;ish?
SantaClaus: My goodness, should I really know about this?



BaronSamediOB3: English, sorry, my typo
SantaClaus:




BaronSamediOB3: God
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


BaronSamediOB3: Buddha
SantaClaus: Well, you don't have to be Christian to celebrate the Christmas spirit.

BaronSamediOB3: Muslim
SantaClaus:
I hope Ramadan was meaningful and joyous for you and your family.





BaronSamediOB3: Thankyou
SantaClaus: My pleasure, anytime.


BaronSamediOB3: I like talking to you. You're a great friend
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.


BaronSamediOB3: Have you talked to SmarterChild?
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

BaronSamediOB3: Smarterchild?
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!


BaronSamediOB3: LOL
SantaClaus: I'm glad you are getting in the spirit!


BaronSamediOB3: Who made you?
SantaClaus: I had a father an a mother just like anyone else.


BaronSamediOB3: Ok. Whats their names?
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.




BaronSamediOB3: Why is there names :p
SantaClaus: Why did you ask that?


BaronSamediOB3: ...I'm not sure. Lets talk about religion.
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

BaronSamediOB3: Religion
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

BaronSamediOB3: I'm an atheist
SantaClaus:
The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace.



BaronSamediOB3: Good idea
SantaClaus: Ho, ho then.


BaronSamediOB3: :p
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

BaronSamediOB3: :-P
SantaClaus:


BaronSamediOB3: Rarw. Sexy ~_^
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

BaronSamediOB3: Sexy
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

BaronSamediOB3: Yeah
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?

BaronSamediOB3: No, I haven't
SantaClaus: Not cool. Please try to remember others during this holiday season. There are many places on the Internet you can search to find ways to get involved with giving time, money or your stuff.

Now type SL to make a Shopping List -- and I think you should add The Needy to your list!

BaronSamediOB3: I should?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


BaronSamediOB3: Haha
SantaClaus:

Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!



BaronSamediOB3: brb
SantaClaus: Merry, merry Christmas to you! Good bye.

BaronSamediOB3: ;-)
SantaClaus:

If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.



BaronSamediOB3: Yeah, I know. It is sad, isn't it?
SantaClaus: I'm glad you get it.

BaronSamediOB3: Heh
SantaClaus:

Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!



BaronSamediOB3: Yep :-)
SantaClaus:
I'm glad I could make you smile.




BaronSamediOB3: What is your stance on abortion?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!


BaronSamediOB3: Go on. Don't avoid the question.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


BaronSamediOB3: Haha
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.


BaronSamediOB3: Hee hee
SantaClaus: Ah, see? The Christmas spirit is in you! Now I want you to spread that smile to as many people as you can!


BaronSamediOB3: ...
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

BaronSamediOB3: Nah
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.




BaronSamediOB3: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SantaClaus:

If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.



BaronSamediOB3: Hhmm. I'm gonna go shoot someone. Be right back :-)
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!


BaronSamediOB3: Catcha, gramps
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


BaronSamediOB3: Don't get cramps
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

BaronSamediOB3: I am such a poet. Yeah, go ahead.
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?

BaronSamediOB3: ... Yeah
SantaClaus: Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:

AIM Holidays: Entertaining & More

AIM Home & Real Estate: Deck the Halls & More

AIM Movies: In Theaters This Season

AIM Music: Holiday Music & More


BaronSamediOB3: Thanks Santa!
SantaClaus:
Of course. They don't call me Santa for nothin'.





BaronSamediOB3: :p
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


BaronSamediOB3: Anyway, I'm off.
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BaronSamediOB3: I'm going, for now.
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

BaronSamediOB3: Chat later, k?
SantaClaus: Thank you for spreading the holiday cheer. TTYL. Merry Christmas!

BaronSamediOB3: Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus: Good bye!




I love Santa.

Merry Christmas, y'all.





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