Friday, March 26, 2004

   Busy day...

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[7:08AM Saturday 27th March] o_O Doesn’t seem like anyone was interested in my last post. I need to be more exciting. Anyway, here is my day so far. This morning I awoke to find a massive crocodile about to crush my head into pulp. I pulled out my ever handy dagger and pushed the dagger, vertically, as far up into it’s mouth as I could. It bit down, onto my arm. But, I had placed the knife right underneath it’s head. The force of it’s closing jaws drove the knife point though it’s brain, and it stopped within mere millimetres of my arm. Lucky escape. Until, I heard an ominous rumbling sound. What was this?! A heard of stampeding wildebeest running through the hall. I grabbed my ever handy electric cattle-prod and herded out through the backdoor, avoiding my mother’s prized petunias. As I wiped the sweat from my brow, I felt decidedly hungry. So much effort, and I had only been up for ten minutes! So, I opened my packet of Space-O’s and, damn me, if a horde of Martians didn’t jump out and go around kicking over the sugar bowl! So, I scooped them up and put them into the mini-spaceship I’d been making in my spare time. I programmed it for Mars, and they blasted out of my house at light-speed. I decided on just having toast instead. It burnt. Mood: Jocose. Look it up. Song: Iguana in Trouble by Melt Banana.

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