Friday, May 7, 2004

   Lazy bum me ^_^.

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Oh, I am sooo lazy. So, here is a joke and a quiz. :p. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this? The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Good stuff. ^_^ I loved that. 1. When do you feel your best? > > a) in the morning > > b) during the afternoon & and early evening > > c) late at night > > > > > 2. You usually walk... > > a) fairly fast, with long steps > > b) fairly fast, with little steps > > c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face > > d) less fast, head down > > e) very slowly > > > > 3. When talking to people you... > > a) stand with your arms folded > > b) have your hands clasped > > c) have one or both your hands on your hips > > d) touch or push the person! on to whom you are talking > > e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair > > > > > > 4. When relaxing, you sit with... > > a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side > > b) your legs crossed > > c) your legs stretched out or straight > > d) one leg curled under you > > > > > 5. When something really amuses you, you react with... > > a) big appreciated laugh > > b) a laugh, but not a loud one > > c) a quiet chuckle > > d) a sheepish smile > > > > > 6. When you go to a party or social gathering you... > > a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you > > b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know > > c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed > > > > > 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted >you...... > > a) welcome the break > > b) feel extremely irritated > > c) vary between these two extremes > > > > > 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? > > a) Red or orange > > b) black > > c) yellow or light blue > > d) green > > e) dark blue or purple > > f) white > > g) brown or gray > > > > > 9. When you are in! bed at night, in those last few moments before going >to sleep you are.... > > a) stretched out on your back > > b) stretched out face down on your stomach > > c) on your side, slightly curled > > d) with your head on one arm > > e) with your head under the covers > > > > > 10. You often dream that you are... > > a) falling > >b) fighting or struggling > > c) searching for something or somebody > > d) flying or floating > > e) you usually have dreamless sleep > > f) your dreams are always pleasant > > > > POINTS: > > 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 > > 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 > > 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 > > 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 > > 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 > > 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 > > 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 > > 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f! ) 2 (g) 1 > > 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 > > 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 > > Now add up the total number of points. > > OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." >You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others > may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always >trust >you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. > > 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather > impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, > though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, > someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys >an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you > radiate. > > 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, > practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the center >of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. >They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll >always cheer them up and help them out. > >31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & >practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a > person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely >loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. >Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust >in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if > that trust is ever broken. > >21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see > you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It >would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the >spur >of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every >angle >and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused >partly by your careful nature. > > UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, > someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the > decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They > see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people >think >you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't. That me for today ^_^ Mood: Better. Song: Some little tune.

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