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Monday, March 5, 2007


Heart-breaking News
Because my family is anything but functional, even driving down to a near by McDonald's to pick up some cheeseburgers for dinner is rare. But that's what we did: My mom and I pulled into the parking lot of [surprise, surprise] McDonald's and she brought up the bizarrest of all conversations. She started asking why I hadn't brought any "nice boys" around at all and why I'm always hanging out with "that goofy kid, Andrew".

I guess my mother's in what you'd call: denial.

Her seventeen-year-old daughter's only close friends have always been boys; she used to wear boy clothing when she was ten--not anymore thank you very much; her bedroom walls are completely bare except for the one poster that is [Tanya Chalkin's] "Kiss"; and she has a tanktop that clearly says "WE ARE EVERYWHERE" with a rainbow on it. There is no way she can be that naïve.

..No way.

And Andrew is not goofy! He's...odd and a bit on the feminine side but--hell I forgot what my point was, but no one can make fun of the guy but me.

I guess I should sit in front of the mirror and run my lines until I find the easiest way to put it, "Mommy, I'm a lesbian."

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