Sunday, May 20, 2007

Green House Effect
Its hilarious how I keep getting sass from people for doing nothing. Josh said to me the other day, "I miss my girlfriend." and I said, "Yeah, I miss her too." It was obviously a joke because I haven't even been allowed to meet her. He got all upset with me saying I was making 'fun' of his galpal, which is bullshit. I was just trying to lighten the mood because honestly that’s all I can do when someone’s down. I make people laugh. Besides, I'm not sure what is so offensive about claiming to miss someone I've never met.

Later on that same day I spoke to Josh's younger brother, Jeff, who isn't exactly fond of me. (He's an old friend who stopped coming around because I didn't want to date him. Yeah, nice guy, right?) Well I wasn’t going to talk to him, but he initiated the conversation. I randomly stated, "I hate the sun. Global warming go away plaz." which was directed at no one in particular and he responded with "It aint gonna go away when people like you are smoking. Ok, Charlie." I wanted to laugh because little does that kid know, his big brother falls into that category of "People like me". Josh smokes almost as much as I do. But seriously, that was random sass. I only asked, "Ok..where the hell did that come from?" And he started laughing hysterically because apparently I'm a total clown when I'm not trying to be and then said, "Stop polluting the air!"

This kid is blaming global warming on me?

I went ahead and deadpanned a Ha-ha and said, "I'm probably affecting the ozone layer just as much as you are, sweetheart." Then he started saying, "Uh..No. I don't think so. You're polluting the air with your cigarettes."

It's amazing how dense some people can be. With all the things that are going on in the world, the only thing he can blame global warming on is tobacco smoke? I feel like smacking the kid because I really don't like people trying to tell me off when they obviously have no clue what they are talking about.

And I really don’t like when people are pointing the blame on everyone else but themselves. I let him know that: Every body is contributing to global warming. Because every body produces Methane gas in their intestines; And every body farts. So unless people stop farting all together, global warming is inevitable.

And another thing, Jeff isn’t a save-the-planet freak. He’s not even a health nut. He works at a McDonald’s and I know he litters all the time. The kid spends all his time playing videogames and because he is a part of a band now, has a little freshmen girlfriend, and a car, he thinks he can talk down to me and blame the warming of the Earth on me?

Fuck you, Jeff. :)
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