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.:Bbast:.
Okay, so, for those of you who don't know, my parents like to buy houses and flip them, then sell them for a profit. Well, at the house we have now, we have a younger married couple as our neighbors. The guy is okay, he's nice, but not overly friendly or anything. Now, his wife on the other hand, is an utter and total B-I-T-C-H!!!! Okay, so my little sis, Mia, was petting their 3 dogs one time, through the fence, and the bitch comes out and yells at ME, telling me that the kids shouldn't EVER touch their dogs!! So, I calmly say sorry and drag the confused 6 year old Mia away from the dogs. Well, later, just a few days ago, actually, we got new windows put in the house. Now, when my mom and older brother Greg, went to just get something or other from the house, my mom was inside. The bitch came out and started walking towards our door. My mom, being foolish, thought the bitch was coming over to say how nice the winndows looked. Well, the minute mom opened the door to say hi, bitchy lady starts screaming at my mom saying that the window guys got paint chips in her yard and that they better-ve not been on her property and that what if her precious dogs had eaten the paint chips? She said that my mom had kids, so she should know how it is, ??? because kids are the exact same as dogs??? (stupid baka lady) My mom kept her cool and just said I'm sorry, we'll clean up any mess, the workers weren't on their property cause they did everything from the inside of the house, and so on, but the lady kept on screaming at her and repeating herself over and over again! We'll my brother, who's in the car, kinda sees the exchange and gets out of the car. Now, Greg is a very large (6'4") 20 year old basketball player, so he just stood there looking menacing and the bitch kinda backed off a little, but not much. She was just looking for a fight, and getting more frustrated cause my mom wouldn't. And what's really funny, is that they've fenced us off from part of OUR property! They didn't want to pay money to fence in their entire yard, so they just attached the fence to our house! But, because she's so sick of us for doing nothing to her, we came back today and they are starting to put up a fence!!! Hahaha, isn't that great! Except,it's not so much a fence as wooden posts in the ground with the plastic orange construction fencing around them! It looks sooooo bad! But, and this is also funny, I saw posted on their fence a NO TRESPASSING sign. They also padlocked their gate shut. . .with a bycicle lock!!! God, I feel sorry for the husband, putting up with that spawn of satan! But that sign and padlock really made me chuckle. I just want to go up to her and be like, God, your fat, ugly, and a bitch, so how are you married, and why do poeple like you? Because your fat and ugly, you should be extra nice, but no, your a bitch. . .but, then again, I would be a bitch if I woke up to see that in the mirror every day! My mom won't let me drive through her yard or anything, though >( , but me and Greg were gonna do it anyway! So, question, have you ever met or encountered someone that just makes you want to hit them or say something really harsh to them?.
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Funny Story about a Bitch!