Friday, March 24, 2006

   Top 10 Ways stupid people can get Through School
10. Join Sports. Everyone will kiss your ass.
9. (For teachers of the same gender) Talk about the same things with teacher.
8. Look really down all the time. They sympathize.
7. Make Pathetic attempts to speak English.
6. Join ASB. They can't afford to lose a great leader such as yourself.
5. Always get help from the guy with the hard to pronounce name (In example, me. My real name gets mispronounced all the time).
4. Try to get acquainted with Asians
3. Get some sort of injury that requires a cast.
2. Make friends with nerds. They'll get you a passing grade some day.

and the #1 way stupid people can get through school, is....

(Drumroll Please)

1. Get a little "Somethin Somethin" from the teacher.

That's all then.

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Petey Ramone out.
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Thursday, March 23, 2006

   The English Language.
Some things in the English language don't sound like they belong. For example, Lava should really be a name for a fruit.
"Hey, bartender, can you give me a martini with a piece of lava in it?"
"Yeah, I want lava on that ice cream."
"Can I have a slice of lava?"
Nuke sounds like it should be someones name.
"Hey Nuke."
"Nuke, don't forget your memo on Friday."
"NUKE! GODDAMMIT YOU OWE ME MONEY!"
and the list goes on. Then some things really sound like a disease. For example, Cinnamon.
"I got bad news for you.... you have.... the CINNAMON!!!"
Then there are some diseases that also sound like food.
"Mmmmm.... Mumps...."
"Honey, pass me the chickenpox."
Yeah, this language is weird.

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Petey Ramone
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

   one more thing....
Oh yeah and I'm starting to submit fan art. Better go.

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Petey Ramone out.
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   Happy Confuse-The-Crap-Out-Of-Everyone Day!!!
Guten tag, everybody! Today is one of my favorite days, Confuse-the-Crap-Out-Of-everyone Day!!! My friend Ian and I have switched clothing and everyone had their brains aching! I can't wait to get to youth group and see how many people get confused there! well got to go, and I'll remember to post a pic.

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Petey Ramone Out.
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Deep Thoughts: Human Comprehension (Seinfeld music please?)
Interesting thing I was talking about today was how people interperet things other people say. For example, if I say the word "German" what's the first thing that comes to mind? Do you immediately think "Heil Hitler" or "Mmmm... Beer..."? Believe me, the second one would sound a lot more plausible. When I got in my math class, I saw a freakin swastika drawn on my desk. I just thought, "What the hell is a bloody Swasatika doing on my desk?!?!? AAARRGGH!!!!" On the other hand, a friend of mine named Brennan would probably think something like "Score one for the Aryan Race!" This kind of thing really makes you think. Another thing, when people saw me and didn't know my name, they used to call me Richard. I mean, what do you look like as apposed to what you are? Again, the brain boggling continues... Oh my head hurts... lol jk, my brain doesn't hurt that easily. WEll anyway, think about it, and even comment on it.

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Petey Ramone out.
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

   ABXY
Hey this is a pic of ABXY. Enjoy. I don't know how you will but..... enjoy anyway
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Monday, March 20, 2006

   Confuse-the-Crap-Out-of-Everyone Day!!! Yay!!!
lol for those of you who know me personally (which is only three people =P) On wednesday my friend Ian (Cook not Linzy) and I are going to have a "Confuse-the-Crap-Out-of-Everyone Day." So brace yourselves to have the Crap CONFUSED out of you!!!

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Petey Ramone out.
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   The use of the Words
All of you are aware of the odd uses of Hot and Cool. Hot can be used to describe a person to be attractive. Cool is used to describe someone who is.... well... Crap I can't think of a synonym... Well anyway in their literal meanings we all know how opposite they are. and yet in our retarded slang, they could and probably will mean the same thing. One can't help but wonder how this is possible, I mean, come on. You really couldn't and shouldn't use the two in the same context... That is all

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Petey Ramone Out.
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Friday, March 17, 2006

....Excellent.

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   Mario... What the... nm, read this.
For those of you who seen or played Mario Games, read this:
You ever wonder if Mario is human? Look at him! He jumps at a higher proportion than his height should allow. I mean, LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A MIDGET ITALIAN PLUMBER! NO, HE MAKES MIDGETS LOOK LIKE SHAQ! HOW THE HELL CAN HE JUMP LIKE THAT!!!??? AND HOW FAR HE FALLS? WHAT DOES ONLY ONE DAMAGE TO HIM, WOULD KILL ANY OF US! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WITH HIM? IS HE SOME... SUPER... MIDGET... ITALIAN... PLUMBER MAN?

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Petey Ramone Out.
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