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Friday, March 17, 2006


   Mario... What the... nm, read this.
For those of you who seen or played Mario Games, read this:
You ever wonder if Mario is human? Look at him! He jumps at a higher proportion than his height should allow. I mean, LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A MIDGET ITALIAN PLUMBER! NO, HE MAKES MIDGETS LOOK LIKE SHAQ! HOW THE HELL CAN HE JUMP LIKE THAT!!!??? AND HOW FAR HE FALLS? WHAT DOES ONLY ONE DAMAGE TO HIM, WOULD KILL ANY OF US! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WITH HIM? IS HE SOME... SUPER... MIDGET... ITALIAN... PLUMBER MAN?

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Petey Ramone Out.

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