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Thursday, March 23, 2006

   The English Language.
Some things in the English language don't sound like they belong. For example, Lava should really be a name for a fruit.
"Hey, bartender, can you give me a martini with a piece of lava in it?"
"Yeah, I want lava on that ice cream."
"Can I have a slice of lava?"
Nuke sounds like it should be someones name.
"Hey Nuke."
"Nuke, don't forget your memo on Friday."
"NUKE! GODDAMMIT YOU OWE ME MONEY!"
and the list goes on. Then some things really sound like a disease. For example, Cinnamon.
"I got bad news for you.... you have.... the CINNAMON!!!"
Then there are some diseases that also sound like food.
"Mmmmm.... Mumps...."
"Honey, pass me the chickenpox."
Yeah, this language is weird.

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Petey Ramone
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