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Wednesday, April 19, 2006


   Morbidity!
I have two stories for you.

The first, actually both take place in the old western U.S.

One day, a man was about to sent to the gallows. when he was in prison, his arm was missing. Before he was executed, he was allowed to have a final meal. He was also Moribidly obese. When he was sent to the gallows, and after they dropped the trapdoor, his body fell through the floor and the noose tore his head off.

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There was a gang of bandits threatened by a vigilante group. The gang was angry at this and decided to get revenge upon them. So they found out there was a wedding for someone related to the vigilante group. So one of the bandits came over and put arsenic in the wedding cake cream. When they finally cut the cake, everyone became deathly sick. If you don't know what Arsenic does, basically it causes your digestive system fails (you vomit uncontrollably) and it messes with your nervous system (you become delerious). The perpetrator was shot down and all the wedding guests died.

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Petey Ramone Out.

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