Sunday, December 23, 2007

Conversation with my mom.
Me: *skimming through a smut fic because there is NO way I am going to properly read it with my mom sitting on my bed four feet away*
Mom: ...So his name is Hero?
Me: *sputters* Huh? What what what? Huh?
Mom: *points to poster* That guy. His name is Hero?
Me: No. Well, kind of. Not really. That's his nickname. *navigates away from the page because it is just AWKWARD talking to my mom about Joongie while looking at a smut fic involving him at the same time*
Mom: Whatever his name is, he should smile more. He looks depressed.
Me: Oh God, not this again. He's not freaking depressed, he smiles all the freaking time.
Mom: *points to posters* Then how come he isn't smiling in any of those pictures?
Me: Of course he's not smiling in those pictures. He smiles all the time regularly, but never for posters or album covers or anything like that.
Mom: ...Because he's depressed.
Me: He's not freaking depressed! He's one of the happiest people in the whole group!
Mom: It doesn't seem like it. In that poster, he has that whole "what are you looking at, get away from me" expression. He's cute and all, but he would look much more attractive if he smiled more.
Me: ...Okay, I will pretend that you did NOT just say that about a guy who is young enough to be your son. And how many times do I have to say it, he smiles all the time! He probably looks deadpan in pics to make up for all the smiling he usually does!
Mom: *continues to squabble just to annoy me*

ADFSS;S;FSDSFDSDFDSDF*HEADDESK* ARGHHHHHH. We don't have these convos often, but whenever we do, it makes me want to take all my pictures of Joongie and hide them from the world. Or at least just my mother's peering eyes. >____<


LOOK AT THAT HAPPY SMILE. HAHA SUCK IT, MOM.




And this is entirely random, but while looking through my pic collection, I was reminded that Jae is a My Chemical Romance fan (the shirt says it all). Ah Joongie, you enigma you. (Who I maintain is SO not depressed despite listening to MCR and sometimes painting his nails black. Really.)

EDIT: MY MOM PASSED BY WHILE I HAD MY MYO PAGE OPEN, AND SHE SAW THE PICS OF JOONGIE AND SAID, "Oh, I like how he looks there. Almost like a girl." AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, MY LIFE. <333
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