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Wednesday, November 3, 2004


   Clash of the Night Bens
You could be doing this later, like after you're done with your paper. Which you could be doing after you beat the next boss in Metroid Prime.

Shut up. ¬_¬

But you could! You've done this sort of last minute project before, and gotten good grades too! There's evidence in favor of my argument. Admit it.

No.

The power of Christ compels you!

Ha-what? O_o' Since when do you decide what God's power is used for?

Ever since he gave me the keys to the Apocolypse. >:D

Do you feel like bringing it around anytime soon? Like, now, maybe? Or early tomorrow? I really don't want to write this paper.

How about Friday? >:D

....that's evil.

Play a game or something, and I'll end the world.

Hmmmm, end of the world caused by you, or near-end of world experience involving my English teacher. Let me think about this for a moment.

A. You are a part of me. That in itself is enough to make me shy away from trusting you with the end of the end of the world.

B. Not turning in the paper on time would not be the end of the world. Life would go on, believe it or not. I'd get over it, Mr. Lamoureux would eventually get over it.

C. You're a warped version of me.

A and C sort of seem the same.

It's called parallelism. I learned about it in English the other day.

I think you used it wrong.

Well, maybe.

You'd better give up on English, and focus on improving your hand-eye coordination. Video games do that, you know.

I can write the paper. I can, really. I just need some sort of motivation. Or something. Less distractions.

You could be a surgeon! They need great hand-eye coordination.

Only, internal organs make me queasy.

You'll get over it after eventually.

Do you want to remove vomit from someone else's body?

...not really.

I'm not going to be a surgeon. Agreed?

Agreed.





But if you want to write, video games are great inspiration. =D


*thwap*

Ow.

Heh heh heh.

*sigh* What?

You do realize what you're doing, don't you?

Arguing with a fictitious representation of a personal defect I have?

Yeah, but what are you not doing? >:p

.......oh. Oh, that's evil.

I know.

I hate you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*STOMP*

x_x

*goes to work on paper*

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