Saturday, January 3, 2004

ALL YOUR OTAKU AWARDS ARE BELONG TO ME!
General Awards

Overall Member of the Year: Why shouldn't I get this?

Male Otaku of the Year: Me. I'm a guy, I'm here all the time, and I don't do drugs.

Female Otaku of the Year:
Legoboy1: hmm...why I should be voted the Best Female Otaku....
CharlesAIMHandle: Because girls just want to have fun. O_o
CharlesAIMHandle: and besides
CharlesAIMHandle: everyone has always known you have female tendencies!

Staff Member of the Year: Me. That's right, I'm a staff member. I'm no different from any other moderator, except that I lack the title, the abilities, and the consent of James. I should win, because I'm all covert and cool about it.

Funniest Member: Me. I make tons of people laugh. Really. I do.


No, I'm serious. I can make people laugh.














What?! I can!














Stop not believing me!












Laugh!!!!!!!!!!!



Most Opinionated Otaku: Me. I think I should win all of these, and you can't change my mind.

Member most likely to be here in two years: Me. I've been around since V1, why would I leave now? I haven't gotten a life since then.

Best Newbie: Well, until a couple of weeks ago, I was still technically a Newbie. :p That, coupled with my charming personality ought to win me this by default.

Best Oldie: Me. I am just teh awesomest member there is, in every way shape or form. I've been here since V1, people! I was around when Sara was still cynic-42!

Most likely to become a Staff Member: I would like to think me, since I fit any and all qualifications. Don't I? I mean, what do I not have that Charles has? Besides, this whole no-mod power staff position is getting old.

Favorite Banned Member: I was banned for a few hours on the 2nd of January. And I did it just so I could get this award. Does persistence count for nothing?

Most improved Member of the Year: Me. I'm always getting better, as perfect as I may seem to all of you cretins.

Thread of the Year: When Humans Are The Enemy. It just keeps coming back!
The story isn't too bad either...

Silliest Thread of the Year: Who is your Daddy, and What Does he Do? Crying out loud, the title is an Arnold Schwarzenegger quote!


Random Awards

Avatar Award: Mine, I mean, it's got Puppetmon, and my name. How can you beat that combo?!

Signature Award: Pretty much unchanged since I created it: "Have you ever met a genius before? Now you have." Does steadfastness count for nothing?!

Best Location: I'll put in my street address for all of you stalkers, if you vote for me. Come on, Boba Fett got votes when he put it in his Location!

Best Otaku Couple: Me and my Ego.

Best looking Otaku: Me. I'm so fine that scanners melt upon contact with my photos. That's why you never see any.

Otaku clique of the Year: Me and my alter-egos. We'll get a sig advertisement soon. We just need to find out how many of us there are....

Best MyOtaku: Mine. I've got 25 signatures. Oh yeah, go me, go me.

Otaku Writers

Poet Laureate: I had that one really random one that I was going to give to my crush. It was pure gold, encrusted with jewels! Vote for me!

Writer of the Year: Me, just look at all my RPG's, and my two(?) fanfics. They sure beat the heck out of anything Mitch, PoisonTongue, or Charles could do.

Original Story of the Year: When Humans are the Enemy. It's an RPG based on a book, look for it in stores within the next few decades.

Role-Player of the Year: Me. All of my characters are original but usually lack a lengthy history, which is only there to shape the character's every aspect anyways.

Brawler of the Year (sparring): Me, I took on Raiha once or twice. And almost lived both times. I even got a cheap kill in one of them!

Role-Playing Game of the Year: When Humans are the Enemy. Gee, this thing was just incredibly awesome. Everyone should read it, and be on the lookout for the sequel RPG.

Social Otakus

Otaku Social member of the year: Me! I have 78 Otaku Buddies on my buddy list, and I even talk to some of them! Not to mention my MyO Friends.

Entertainment Otaku of the Year: Me, of course. Anyone who reads this should agree on that.

Anime Otakus

Otaku of the Year: Me. Just because I like anime. And I rock.

.hack//SIGN Member of the Year: I saw about 5 minutes of an episode one time, and read the reviews on the games. I'm a total fanatic!

DragonBall Guru: Dragonball R0xx0r$! GOKU 4EVER!

Digipeep of the Year: Two failed Digimon RPGs and still going strong! Not to mention my multitude of fic-digi's that I occasionally make reference to. Ah, and my Digimon Fanfic that never got finished!

Gundam Member of the Year: I may accidentally glimpsed an eppie or two of Gundam, and I sat through all of the Gundam model commercials too! I am such a big fan that I should win this!

Yu-Gi-Oh Member of the Year: They should call the game Ben-Rules-This-Anime. I am the best and most knowledgable person in the world when it comes to Yu-Gi-Oh. Altron Gundam can't touch me when it comes to Yu-Gi-Oh.

Least Disappointing Yu Yu Hakusho Member: I'm going to try and win this (or get Honorable Mention) legitimately. So vote for me!

Otaku Gamers

Gamer of the Year: I just rule at every video game. Whatever the system is, whatever the game is, I'm better at it than you.

Nintendo "Mario" Award: Me! I own a Gameboy COLOR and that N65 thing!

The Sony Award: PS 1&2 I own you! Really, I do.

Xbox Gamer of the Year: Hey, I've played Halo and Medal of Honor: Rising Sun. I may not own an Xbox, but I should own this award!

PC Gamer of the Year: R.T.S. @ll 7h3 w@y. All your base are belong to us!


Otaku Artists


Best Graphic Designer (Banners, wallpapers, etc.): My stuff is just too good for human viewing. I wouldn't want to kill any unsuspecting n00bs...that way....

Best "Traditional" Artist (Drawings, paintings, etc.): Just because scanners fear the touch of my work.... I should win anyways!

Best Spriter: My sprites are so cool, the French call them "ils qui n'existe pas".

Series Otakus

I should get these simply because most of you don't know anyone else who applies!

Oh yes, and.....

Arcadia must fall. :p
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