Yes, as I said, I have indeed returned. As the beautiful powed white stuff continues to fall, I wonder, shall the dreadful school close tomorrow? Please yes! My dear social Studies test be tomorrow, and I know nothing of the 15 pages I must memorize! Oh what is it I do? Meh, so read a bit!
I was out in the snow today, with my two brothers and my friend Nick. We were wreatling and my big bro tackled me onto a bare stop on the ever FROZEN!!! ground! Talk about a major ouchie! I think I had a miner concusion! My head hurt alot! I know that much!!! Well, the pain didn't stop there! Oh no. I ran at my lil' bro, and he ducked, and the rest is pretty obvious! Yes, I tripped over his head, and and in the doing so, SMASHED my poor knee on his rock hard head! I knew his head was hard, but man, does it have to be like being hit by a car?! So, there I lay, on the cold ground, not able to feel my right leg. I then sat up, expecting to walk. Ha! I was barley able to sit on my own will! Being hit by a car, how bout an 18 wheeler!
So, eventually, I beat him up, and threw a few pounds of snow in his face, then went inside! So, yeah, my knee is killing me, that is why I have been sitting, not that it matters!
I hope you enjoyed this TRUE story of my outdoor adventure with snow, and a pair of evil brothers that have a nat to try and kill me!
FAST FACT: I think it goes something like, there was a record 345cm of snow fall somewhere in the maritimes, which is in Canada, to all Americans.
QUOTE: The rest of the fish thing from earlier. Cat in the Hat, "The fish is talking, yes, but his he saying anything? No!"
PS. Okay, this is my total fave comercial. It takes place in a Zellers store, just after a clerk puts up a price tag on a Barbie.
BARBIE- "whats it say?"
TURTLE-(Mikalangalo, Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles) "ahhh, $19.96!"
BARBIE- "I did not just hear you say $19.96!"
OTHER TOY- The reptile did quote the appriote price"
BARBIE- " I'm like, one of the hottest toys EVER!"
TURTLE- "Chill out! This is Zellers, they always have lower prices!"
DIVA STAR- "Mmmm hmmmm"
BARBIE- " But I'm a My Scene Barbie, and I dress to thrill!"
TURTLE- "What ever Harvey!"
BARBIE- "Its Barbie!" |
I'm Backkkkkkk!