I swear to god guys and gals. If even Americans had of watched "Talking to American's", you would all be laughing yur asses off on how LITTLE they know about Canadaians! I'm sorry, but its disgracefull! We know so much about the US, but they know nothing about us. Currently, most think we live in igloos!
One thing George W Bush said, okay, this is rediculas! Rick Mercer told hiom our Prime Minister, Jean Poutin, feels that Bush could run the free world, so he is turning over all duties to him, and he believes in him. Whats wrong with this you ask? Our Prime Minister is named Paul Martin (but when that show was taped, it was Jean Cretia... can't spell, and poutin is our made up food... mmmm... yummy ^_^) Well, Bush imbrased this, he was delighted, and said he cares about Canada very much, and wants to help them. Disgraceful *rolls eyes)
Well, the best thing I heard on the show last night was this.
Rick Mercer: "There was a study taking on Canadian grade 7's that proved that 70% can't find their home state on a map. What do you think should be done about this?"
Women: "I think thats sad, and disgrace full. These kids should be taught better!"
Womens kid: "Wait a second... Canada has provinces!"
I mean, shit! A little kid knows more about Canada! I'm sure most myO user do as well, considering, you all talk with them and such. Well, I'm ganna do a study that shows that myO Americans are the smartest Americans in... America! I'm ganna post some questions about canada, ones that Rick Mercer asked. ONLY Americans can reply to the questions. I'll give the results of both my study, and the questions tomorrow ^_^
So that means no after school post, but I'll still be here ^_^
Okay, here we go!
1. There are caribu currently over running Vancouver. We need to lower the population, so what do you think we should do to lower the population? Use the tradition method of pummeling them with timbits, or shooting them with darts?
2. Do you think Canada should legalize daily newspapers? Why?
3. Do you think Canada should legalize staplers? Why?
4. Would you please congradulate Canada on completeing our tunnel to China?
5. Canada's national building id made of ice, our national ice igloo if you will. Well, we were concerned about global warming, so we are going to put a giant doom over it. However, thats expensive. So would you come and visit the national igloo to help pay for funding?
6. Canada is finally getting our own national flag, and disreaguaring the old Union Jack. We need to know what to put on it. A hockey puck, a mooshead, a beer mug, or a maple leaf?
Thanks for answering the questions if your American, remember, this is to prove that myO Americans are the smartest Americans. And for my little amusment ^_^ |
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