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Alright, resess comes, my friends tell me that they are making Shawn think he is scitso, and to pretend my other friend Geoff, doesn't exist. While Geoff is pretending to be Shawn's consious.
So, when ever Shawn talks to Geoff we are like "Shawn, who are you talking to?" and stuff like that. Shawn is trying to convince us Geoff is there. During Math, the teacher kept saying Geoff's name for stuff, and Shawn though he had us beat. Nope, we told him he was hearing things, and this added more fun.
So during noon was GOLD! Shawn was like, putting stuff on Geoff's head to show that Geoff was material, and there, although Geoff was saying, as Shawn's concious, "Shawn, to them, that bar is just sitting on the table, not floating." Then Shawn would reply to that, and we were like "Shawn..... who are you talking to? The bar isn't floating! Its right there on the table!" AHHAHAHAH!
So, by then, this was great. Then we all went into the theatre to watch the Valentines Day special thing the student council was doing called the Couples Game. It was a teenage version of the Newlywed game, very funny ^_^
Anyway, in gym we gave it up, but man, it was SOOOO funny! Took a gym test to. Crappy! God, so lame! Oh, and this is something GREAT that happened in gym! Dumbass, whining, fat, annoying, special-ed kid in my class named Kyle. We were playing dodge ball, and the gym teacher says that for someone to be out, they have to be hit below the waist. But sometimes, accidnetly, it hits above the waist. No biggy.
So, Kyle was in the back on the opposite team as me. I threw the ball hit him dead on the waist, and he wouldn't go out, so I yelled across the gym for him to go out. He replys with "you never got me!" I was like, yeah I did and he says "no you didn't, you cunt!" I was like "You wanna start something? I can take you!" He laughs and does something gay. Then another kid hit him, in the knees, so he was clearly out. He then rufused to go out!
Again, I yelled for him to go out, and this time, when the teacher also told him to, he walks away, giving me the lame, "middle fingur" shit. I'm just like "yeah, thats real mature!" Then, he didn't go out, he went to the sidelines, and was CRYING! Yes, crying! I mean, come on! He got out, he didn't get shot! Later, the gym teacher called me over, and asked me to apologise to him, and say I was sorry for calling him out when I hit him above the waist (WHICH I DIDN'T DO!)
Inner Cody: "you moron! He is a sulking baby! give me a break! No fucking way!"
Thats what I wanted to say, but I sucked up my pride, and was bigger then him, and said the stupid sorry, then took off, while saying, very low as I turned around "yeah right, bullshit I'm sorry!"
Now, why do I hate Kyle? 2 reasons. That little episode, and him calling my best friend a fuck head that can't beat him in badminton cause she's a girl. SEXIST ASSHOLE! Everyone hates him in my class. There is a bounty on his head.
Oh, and I had tacos for supper ^_^ Yummy, 25 tacos! MUAHHAHAH! Going to time keep. later. Thanks for reading. Worth it wasn't it? For this entertianment, oh yeah! Here's some cookies ^_^ |
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