TIME WRITEN: 7:31am, Friday
MUSICAL MOOD: Asterick - Orange Range (Bleach theme)
THE DEER WAS NOT ROAD KILL! IT WAS MANGLED BY SOME COYOTES!
Okay, yesterday was filled with stupid people, thus it being stupid people day! I will tell you of 3 short cases now. If you read any, read #2, you'll love it ^_^
1. GYM TEACHER BITCH
Okay, she says "Copy the rest of these notes! You'll need them for the exam" and I reply, stupidly myself with "Well.... not really... cause you could just pay someone to copy them in the library." She then responds with, snappingly, "Did I ask for your opinion? Shut your mouth!" I laughed at her. Yeah.... I should have kept my mouth shut, but its funny watching her blow her top ^_^ She also mentioned something else about the exam or whatnot, and micheal did that golf thing, ya know, when the sink a ball on birdie? Yeah, the teacher seen, and she was like "Micheal, what was that for?" And I said "Its her happy move ^_^" And Micheal laughs, then the teacher says "Well, I think your class mark just went to 0!" We all went after her for that, yeah....
2. MATT, MY SWORN ENEMY
In the cafiteria at lunch. THIS IS THE BEST STORY! READ ME!!!! It was raining hard outside so we all had to stay in. But anyway, he was making fun of my friends, and being an ass like he always is, so I come in and tell him to fuck off and go away. He comes on, thinking he is cool, and then started talking about his dick, and others..... yeah, he's a childish retard by the way! But, on with the story. Smiley(other Matt, my friend) said to Matt that he didn't even have a dick, and to shut up and go away. Then I laughed. Matt then looked at me and said "Well TomTom here has a bigger dick then us all!" So I said "Yup, 10inchs buddy!" smiled and laughed at Matt. He then got wide eyed, the kind when you don't know what to do eh, turns around, to another table, tells to girls what I said, points at me, and comes back, but then he left. Whats so funny about this you ask, and why is it stupid? Because the 2 girls he turned to talk to were my friend, and my friends sister! AHHAHAHA! He made himself look like the biggest ass! I turned around, smiled to the girls, and started laughing, as did they.
3. NOTE BABIES
Girl in my class, french, writing notes. Mind you, this IS grade 9, and they girls write little notes to all their friends.... childish, yes. French teacher caught her. He is a funny guy, and laid back, but she wouldn't hand over the note. She was begging and pleading, and oh god, it was pathitic! But she looked stupid because she was seriously, acting like a 2 year old, when mommy or daddy puts them to bed.
Ah, I hope you enjoyed the storys. If you read any, read #2, its the funniest. ^_^ Oh, and did you all get a kick outta those pics yesterday? Ah? Sick eh! HAHAHAH! Later ^_^ |
AHHA! Stupid people day!